Wednesday, September 30, 2015

A New Beginning




And Nahsa said, "Let the dry ground under the sky be gathered to one place, and let water appear."  And it was so.  Nahsa called the dry ground "Martian soil", and the gathered waters he called "perchlorates".  And Nahsa saw that it was good.

Then Nahsa said, "Let there be life!"

Instead of wasting its budget looking for life in salty water on Mars, a fool's errand, NASA could look for life in human amniotic fluid, and prove its existence to progressives.  This might also be a fool's errand but at least it wouldn't require traveling 40 million miles and hundreds of millions of dollars to attempt.

Look at the picture of an almost 18-week-old fetus:


Beginning around 10 weeks of development, this baby could yawn and suck its thumb.  Any rational person would believe this is a human being that has as much right to live as any human being, maybe more so.

This baby has a very small, negligible carbon footprint.  It isn't contributing to coastal flooding, California wildfires, or Miley Cyrus's refusal to wear clothes.  On the other hand, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Al Gore and all the progressive fanatics of Hollywood have carbon footprints hundreds to thousands of times larger than what would be considered average.  If as Obama believes:  Manmade climate change is currently the greatest threat to Mankind, then he and the other climate-change fanatics should consider "offing" themselves, because they are grave threats to Man's continued existence based upon their own belief system.

I would be happy to help them in this endeavor because I happen to believe progressivism in Mankind's greatest threat.  It is unquestionably a free and prosperous America's greatest threat.


Saturday, September 5, 2015

The Lady Gagas Congress




The term RINO, Republican in name only, is obsolete since the Republican party consists mostly of Washington politicians that work to maintain the power of the State and their positions in it.  The idea that the Republican party stands for traditional American values and morals and vigorously defends the Constitution is simply false.  "Rino" was never an appropriate moniker anyway.  Those two syllables connote superhuman power and a millisecond reaction to charge a threat because the picture of a rhino comes to mind.  Republican politicians are more like meerkats that display an erect backbone only so long as no hawks are seen.  First sign of a hawk or threat has them scurrying back to their burrows.

The meerkat Bob Corker is a good example of today's Republican politician.  It was a bill he authored that ensured and insured that the Iran nuclear deal would get past Congress's scrutiny.  Corker's bill ensured - guaranteed - Obama's agreement with Iran would stand.  Corker's bill insured - guaranteed against loss or harm - Obama's agreement would not even be amended.  Corker's bill might even stop the Senate from voting on the Iran deal and putting egg on Obama's face if a few more Democrats come out and support the deal.

This Republican Congress will not stop the worst international deal since the Munich agreement in which England's Neville Chamberlain surrendered to Hitler's demands.  This Congress can't even muster a vote to defund Planned Parenthood!

Instead of RINO, most Republican politicians should have the moniker "Lady Gaga".  They Go Along to Get Along with the emperor, Barack I.  There's four syllables that appropriately connote vulgarity and indignity.
 
 
 

Friday, September 4, 2015

The Reign of Barack I







The reign of Barack I will go down in history as the first time that a ruler was also the court jester.  As the ruler, Barack I could spend a trillion dollars and not invigorate an economy one smidgen.  As the clownish court jester, Barack I could make the flippant comment, "It seems that shovel-ready jobs were not as shovel-ready as we thought", and at least get Jeffrey Immelt to laugh.

If you listen closely, you can hear Barack I say, "It looks like my red lines were not as red-y as I thought."

Ho-ho, that's a killer!