Padres Vs. Cardinals are a Harbinger of End Times

Pope Francis should stop worrying about the devil's dung and worry about his B.O.

One of the harbingers of End Times could be the Prince of Darkness spreading his divisiveness and fracturing humanity's associations for good, like Christian organizations.  If so, then rancor in the Catholic priesthood could be a sign of End Times.

Cardinal Dolan Attacks Donald Trump as 'Nativist'

				Cardinal Dolan Attacks Donald Trump as 'Nativist' This week, Cardinal Timothy Dolan took to the New York Daily News to write an incoherent political hit piece against Donald Trump.
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I liked Cardinal Dolan before I read his Op-Ed below.  Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, and those that misinterpret the present condemn the future.

http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/timothy-dolan-nativism-rears-big-haired-head-article-1.2307111

What Difference Does It Make?

QUESTION:  What's the difference between Cecil and Cecile?

ANSWER:  One is a dangerous coldblooded killer and one is a lion.

Poor Cecil is dead.  Done in by a bow and arrow, and a rifle.  Presumably, Cecil was lured from the protection of a Zimbabwe park by a dead animal strapped to the hood of a vehicle, spotlighted and then hit - but not killed - with an arrow.  After about 40 hours of tracking, the hunters finally killed Cecil with a rifle.  What a gruesome death!  Can you imagine anything more gruesome?  Mia Farrow was so appalled that she tweeted the address of the American dentist who killed Cecil.  The MSM are so appalled they've been covering the death of poor Cecil with abandon.

What the MSM hasn't been covering are the videos uncovering the barbaric practices of Planned Parenthood, the organization headed by the bitch pictured above.  I can't explain the difference in coverage.  Maybe if preborns could be lured out of the protection of their wombs with a lollipop strapped to a baby toy, the difference would vanish.  Or, maybe 40 hours of suffering is the answer.  Crushing a head is just too quick and humane.  That must be the reason.

A Little Known Disclaimer On the Pearly Gates

Progressive Lives Should Not Matter

Beyond the Ability to Handle a Shovel

Number of US homicides from 1960 to 2013 (54 years)

1 FIGURE = 1 MILLION PEOPLE

Number of US abortions since Roe vs. Wade (42 years)

1 FIGURE = 1 MILLION PEOPLE

 

In the 54 years from 1960 to 2013, a yearly average of 19,155 homicides occurred in America.  In the 42 years since Roe Vs. Wade, a yearly average of 1,375,289 abortions have occurred in America.  That is 3,767 abortions per day.  That is 6 Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings per hour, 24/7, occurring in America.

No one will ever know what any one of these murdered babies would have grown up to become, maybe an Einstein, a Ronald Reagan or a Willie Mays.  But, I know all too well what Obama grew up to become, and I'd trade his soulless miserable life in a heartbeat for any one of the murdered babies.

 

Movie Mania This Fall on TV

"Nurse!  Forget the forceps, get me a CHAINSAW, STAHHH!"

Grab a blanket, cuddle up in the womb of your favorite chair, and try to muster the courage to watch Shark Navel.

When a young Muslim woman goes skinny dipping in the warm waters of the Straits of Hormuz where Iran has been secretly dumping its nuclear waste products, horror ensues.  Two months later, her fiance is accusing her of infidelity because she has to be pregnant.  To escape an honor killing, she immigrates to America to have an abortion.  Suffice it to say that when abortion doctors start having their heads and legs crushed (and their guts eaten), Democrats see a problem.

In No Time For Sergeants, a self-absorbed, lying piece-of-shit president of the United States has his press secretary make excuses for why the flag isn't lowered to half-staff for military recruiters killed by a Muslim terrorist.  Forget the movie and just watch the news.

Shitting on the Dock of the Bay is a Michael Moore documentary about homeless illegal immigrants in San Francisco.  The documentary finds that San Francisco has a restroom problem with illegals and not a murders and rapes problem.

Kenya Believe That? is an interactive movie that will be shown on Youtube.  The audience will watch different scenarios and be polled as to whether the scenario is true or not.  Here is a sample:

Scenario 1.  Hussein Obama will visit his ancestral home and face 5,000 naked men and women protesting his gay marriage stance.  They will be naked to show him the difference between men and women.  Kenya believe that?

Strawberries, Cherries and an Angel's Kiss in Spring is a docudrama based upon how John Kerry and the Obama administration passed off the Iran nuclear deal to Congress and Israel.

Carnac Redux

The Song Lyrics Edition

Carnac holds the manila envelope to his temple and confidently states the answer to the question hidden inside:

"They took the blue from the skies and the pretty girls' eyes."

Ed takes the envelope, opens it, and reads the question:

"How is it possible for the Obamas to have demoralized so many people and made them blue?"

Holding the envelope to his temple, Carnac states the answer to the second sealed question:

"It looks like muskrat love."

Ed reads the question:

"Now that same-sex marriage has been legalized, what will be the next Constitutional right SCOTUS legalizes?"

Carnac's third answer:

"This girl is on fire."

The third question:

"What did Jerry Brown say didn't take priority over the delta smelt for water?"

Carnac's answer to the 4th question:

"Another day older and deeper in debt."

The 4th question:

"Day to day, what is the absolute best you can expect from president Obama?"

5th answer:

"I left my heart in San Francisco."

5th question:

"What are the famous last words for fetuses and tourists in San Francisco?"

6th answer:

"Poor little robin, walking, walking, walking to Missouri, he can't afford to fly."

6th question:

"What is exhibit A of how bad the Obama economy is?"

7th answer:

"Let's bungle in the jungle."

7th question:

"What did Obama Sr. say to Obama Jr.'s mother to get her in the sack?"  (Sort of strange for 2 people in Hawaii.) 

8th answer:

"The devil went down to Georgia."

8th question:

"What should be the Atlanta Constitution's headline after Obama visited Atlanta?"

9th answer:

"Ol' Man River, That Ol' Man River, He must know somepin', but he don't say nothin'."

9th question:

"Who is someone who can't possibly be a politician?"

10th answer:

"Sittin' on the dock of the bay."

10th question:

"What is one of the tens of thousands of wide-open places an illegal immigrant can hide from ICE?"

Carnac, The Great and Powerful Seer

The Great Carnac placed the hermetically sealed envelope to his temple and stated the answer:

"Once, twice, three times a lady"

Upon opening the envelope and revealing the contents inside that Carnac could not have possibly seen, the audience gasped when the question was read:

What is the only thing on Bill Cosby's mind when he has 3 quaalude pills?

Carnac places a second envelope to his temple and says:

"in the vault"

The question in the second sealed envelope:

Where does Caitlyn Jenner say her pole is?

The answer to the third sealed question:

"goose liver"

The sealed question:

What does Planned Parenthood say is OK to do to a fetal liver as long as you don't crush it?

The answer to the fourth question:

"lead from behind"

The question:

How did John Kerry get his Purple Heart?

And the answer to the final sealed question:

"IED"

The question:

What do patriots hope Hillary Clinton would mistake for a IUD?

Welcome to Grape Vine News

It's a little known fact that when Hussein Obama was single he was looking to marry a girl who would always remind him of home, so he married MicHELLe.

There's an earthling in Congress (politically correct way of stating it) that wants to remove the terms "husband" and "wife" from all federal forms and communications, and wants all lone-wolf killers identified as "Bill Smith".

Michelle Obama has decided to relax her restrictions on school lunches and will now allow donuts, provided that the children only lick them while shouting "I hate America!"

Hussein was tougher on Iran than is known.  To sign off on a nuke deal, Iran wanted Jimmy Carter extradited in order to face Iranian justice for the attack (botched rescue mission) on Iran, but Hussein wants Jimmy to stay put.  After all, Carter may be the only earthling in America considered as incompetent as he is.

Five thousand nude Kenyans will welcome Hussein to his ancestral home shortly (it's true).  You won't see that much ass ever again unless Michelle invites Kim Kardashian to the White House.

Smith and Wesson Stick

THE BEST WAY TO SHOOT YOURSELF-EE

If you're wondering:  Yes, he's stupid enough.  Except for the kitchen sink, the Iranians got everything they wanted in the nuke deal, yet when asked why the four Americans imprisoned in Iran weren't released, Obama said that would be external to the nuclear talks.  So, the Iranians getting conventional arms and permission to continue their ballistic missile program are part of nuclear research and development?  In a prog's world, maybe so.  But, even a dipshit prog can't fit the square peg in a round hole that is this nuke deal involving Qasem Soleimani.  Major General Qasem Soleimani is the commander of the Quds Force, and killed hundreds of American soldiers.  The nuke deal removes sanctions against this state-sponsored terrorist.

Forensics have proven that Iran killed 500 American soldiers during the Iraq and Afghan wars, mainly with sophisticated IEDs that could penetrate armored vehicles.  But, Iran also purchased European-made sniper rifles that were used in Iraq.  What did Bush and Obama do about it?  Not a goddamn thing.  Well, except for sanctions placed on Soleimani.

Every family of the 500 American soldiers proven to have been killed by Iran should receive 10 million dollars from the frozen assets that will soon be given to Iran.  That would be $5 billion that Iran could not use to commit more acts of terror.

Nuke Talks Gamesmanship Going Well

Pardon Me, That's Gamespersonship

Iran says, "Hike your leg and let one fly!"

Iran says,  "Look like the Great Satan."

Iran says, "Flirt with a world leader like a school boy."

Iran says, "Show the world what buffoons you are."

Iran says, "Break a leg."

Iran says, "Trip and break your neck coming down from Air Force One."

(NOW WE'RE GETTING TO THE GOOD PART.)

Pope Leaves Carbon Footprints All Over South America

Pope Francis, if that's his real name, says that the unfettered or unbridled pursuit of money is "the dung of the devil".  When pursuing anything, it is best to be unrestrained and to acquire whatever it is you're trying to acquire as efficiently as possible.

Suppose the Catholic Church in America lost its tax exempt status and was fettered with the same types of income taxes that businesses and corporations have to pay.  Would that not be a good thing for the Church?  After all, the Catholic Church presently is unfettered in its ability to pursue tithes and donations.  It is unrestrained in pursuing the dung of the devil.

While the pope may have meant that an individual pursuing wealth without the restraint of a "moral yolk" is evil, his words say otherwise.  There is nothing intrinsically immoral in the enthusiastic, vigorous pursuit of wealth.  Many people do so without harming another human being.  On the contrary, many do so at great benefit to others.

Before Jesus said, "Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's", he asked his disciples whose image was on a coin.  His disciples replied, "Caesar's".  It would behoove the pope to let Caesar have his coins and put all his work into saving souls instead of trying to save Sister Earth from capitalists.  Damn commie.

The Return of Francis the Jackass

"The Church, as well as those of us outside of it, would do better to develop more humane, and less hysterical, responses to climate-related issues, and in ways that do not stomp on human aspiration. We should avoid the march full-speed backward in time, to the glorious elitism, mass poverty, and class stagnation of the Medieval era. The world’s people, and Francis’s flock, deserve better than that."

Excerpted from:  http://www.newgeography.com/content/004978-green-pope-goes-medieval-planet