P.O.P. Quiz

Progressives, Obama, and Prostitutes Quiz

 

 

Question 1.  How many tomatoes did Michelle get from her garden?

 

Answer:  Not as many as Barack got in Thailand.

 

 

Question 2.  An Amtrak train traveling from Washington DC to Chicago at 100 mph was carrying 366 Democrats.  On the same tracks was an Amtrak train traveling from Chicago to Washington DC traveling at 100 mph with 300 progressives on board.  The trains impacted at full speed.  How many souls were lost?

 

Answer:  None.  Any souls on board those trains were lost long ago.

 

 

 

Question 3.  After the Amtrak accident, what were the recommendations of Obama and Congress to make sure this never happened again?

 

Answer:  Amtrak trains cannot carry more than ten people.

 

 

 

Question 4.  Barack Obama says he shoots skeet all the time.  Meanwhile, Joe Biden says that shotguns are a citizen's best choice for personal protection.  Why did they say this?

 

A)  Obama and Biden own stock in a shotgun company.

 

B)  Obama and Biden are big f***ing liars.

 

C)  Obama meant that he shoots S-K-E-E-T, an alternative to H-O-R-S-E.  And Biden is just a moron.

 

D)  All the above are good choices.

 

 

 

Question 5.  How many progressives does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

Answer:  Two, according to the union contract.  One specializes in blown bulbs and one specializes in good bulbs.  Should the blown bulb specialist handle a good bulb, he is authorized trauma leave.  Ditto for the good bulb specialist.

 

 

 

Question 6.  Obama told John Boehner that Washington doesn't have a spending problem.  What was significant about this statement?

 

Answer:  For the first time in his presidency, Obama told the truth.  Any blithering idiot can see that spending isn't a problem for Washington.

 

 

 

Question 7.   Bob Menendez, New Jersey's senator, flew all the way to the Dominican Republic to have sex with two prostitutes - one being underage - and then stiffed them out of $800.00.  Why is this crazy?

 

Answer:  He could have simply stayed at the Senate, been with 52 prostitutes, and stiffed the American public out of $800 billion.

 

 

 

Question 8.  Why did Hillary Clinton take responsibility for the deaths of four Americans in Benghazi, Libya?

 

A)  Obama owns the monopoly on blaming Bush.

 

B)  She has corkscrewed out of the skies to avoid enemy fire so many times, it's affected her brain.

 

C)  She knows she can say that she pulled the trigger and Democrats and the media would still love her.

 

D)  All of the above.

 

 

 

Gee, Zeus Loves Me

GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.  THIS I KNOW.

MEDIA BABBLE TELLS ME SO.

THE INAUGURATION RAN TOO LONG;

THE MEDIA STILL ACHED TO KISS HIS DONG.

GEE!  GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.

GEE!  GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.

GEE!  GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.

MEDIA BABBLE TELLS ME SO.

GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.  HOW HE CRIED!

WHEN NEWTOWN KIDS WERE SHOT AND DIED.

EXECUTIVE ORDERS ON GUNS BEGIN,

OWNING A GUN IS NOW A SIN.

GEE!  GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.

GEE!  GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.

GEE!  GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.

MEDIA BABBLE TELLS ME SO.

GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.  MAKES ME FEEL

THAT OSCAR FILMS WON'T MAKE ME KILL.

GO SEE DJANGO, SIT UP HIGH,

WATCH THE WHITEYS BLEED AND DIE.

GEE!  GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.

GEE!  GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.

GEE!  GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.

MEDIA BABBLE TELLS ME SO.

GEE, ZEUS LOVES ME.  HE WILL STAY

THE PRESIDENT AND GOLF ALL DAY.

HE'S PREPARED A HOME FOR ME

AS UNDERWATER AS IT CAN BE.

SEE!  SEE ZEUS LOVES ME.

SEE!  SEE ZEUS LOVES ME.

SEE!  SEE ZEUS LOVES ME.

MEDIA BABBLE TELLS ME SO!

Just Your Typical Progressive Politician

Bob Menendez

The senator from the great state of "Joy-Z"

Went to Dominica to play with his toy.  See?

The "stickup" he had

Turned out very bad.

He assaulted little girls with his boy. See?

http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/25/emails-show-fbi-investigating-sen-bob-menendez-for-sleeping-with-underage-dominican-prostitutes/

Gold and the National Debt

2 interesting sites about gold facts are:

 

http://demonocracy.info/infographics/world/gold/gold.html

 

http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/gold.html

 

 

According to the infograph from Demonocracy, in the history of mining gold there has been 166,500 metric tons - or tonnes - recovered.  (1 metric ton = 2,204.6 pounds)

 

According to the NOAA site, there is calculated to be around 20 million tons of gold dissolved in all the planet's saltwater.  For convenience, let's assume that there is 20 million metric tons.  (ton = 2,000 pounds, metric ton = 2,204.6 pounds)

 

Suppose Barack Obama, the super-genius that he is, found a way to extract every single atom of gold from the planet's oceans, and that it cost nothing to do so.  Could Obama pay off a national debt of 16.5 trillion dollars?

 

As I write this post, gold has a price of $1,670.00 per troy ounce, and there are 14.58 troy ounces per pound.

 

20,000,000 tonnes X 2,204 pounds per tonne  X 14.58 troy ounces per pound = 642,686,400,000 troy ounces

 

642,686,400,000 troy ounces X  $1,670 per ounce = $1,072,140,000,000,000

 

OR 1 quadrillion, 72 trillion and change

 

Barack Obama, the super-genius, thinks that not only has he paid off the national debt but he has over a quadrillion dollars to spend on combating global warming.  ( But, does he? ) Obama has the EPA sign contracts worth 500 trillion to start pumping the atmosphere's carbon-dioxide into the planet's crust.

 

Once again, Obama proved that he doesn't know the first thing about markets or economics.  While he was extracting gold from seawater, gold's abundance increased over  120 fold, from 166,500 metric tonnes to over 20 million metric tonnes.

 

Since gold's value is dependent on it's rarity, the price of gold fell precipitously when Obama began extracting it from seawater.  With gold's 120 fold increase, it's value plunged to $13.91 per troy ounce.

 

642,686,400,000 troy ounces X $13.91 per ounce = $8,939,767,824,000

 

Unfortunately for us and the super-genius, we still owe over 7.5 trillion dollars after taking all the gold out of the oceans.

 

There will never be a technology that can extract gold from seawater economically, and with the politicians we send to Washington, we will never pay off our national debt.  We are doomed to spiral into a blackhole of debt we will never climb out of.  If the cost of borrowing increases, we may have already crossed this blackhole's event horizon.

 

The Mayans were right.  We were just too engrossed on our smartphones to see the end of the world.

 

 

 

 

Feminine Wilds

Sir, a space trip was scheduled for Boxer.

But, first things first, we had to de-louse her.

We used lice shampoo

As we normally do

And now, nothing's alive to detox, sir!

Robbing TARP brought "Mad Max" disgrace

But an ethics committee granted her grace.

I'd be OK

To see crime pay

If she would just put a tarp over that face.

Nancy chats every day with apparitions

And feminist ghosts gave her a mission.

On the streets of Frisco

Do a nude disco

And men's eyes were put out of commission.

The high priestess sat down for a new 'do

After her stylist had contracted a bird flu.

No bird's virus she got

Though she inhaled a lot.

She just killed a chicken and made voodoo.

"Mitches", she tweeted the Right.

Dressed in pants three sizes too tight.

I'd wish for Beyonce

To become Satan's fiancee

But she'd lose to Michelle in a cat fight.

When Irish Eyes are Crying

Te’o  Te-ay-ay-o

Tide rolled me and me wan’ go home

Te, me say Te, me say Te, me say Te

Me say Te, me say Te-ay-ay-o

Tide rolled me and me wan’ go home.

Ran all night like me shoe had gum

Tide rolled me and me wan’ go home

Me can’t wait till the mornin’ come

Tide rolled me and me wan’ go home.

Come, Mister rally man, rally over Bama

Tide rolled me and me wan’ go home

Come, Mister rally man, rally over Bama

Tide rolled me and me wan’ go home.

It’s four PATs, five PATs, six PATs BUNCH!

Tide rolled me and me wan’ go home.

Four PATs, five PATs, six PATs CRUNCH!

Tide rolled me and me wan’ go home.

Firearm Fantasies And S'more

 

 

John Walker Lindh is his name.

"American Taliban" is his fame.

If I had a flintlock

I'd shoot his buttock

And treat his johnson the same.

 

 

 

 

 

The Media could not love Jay Carney.

His poodle yaps are effeminate blarney.

If I had ammo

I'd dress in camo

And blow his smirking puss to Killarney.

 

 

 

 

 

There once was a man named Al Gore

Who sold Current for millions and more.

What a hypocrite!

What a piece of shit!

I hope global warming makes him a s'more.

 

 

 

 

 

I know that he must be the Devil

Because conservative pain makes him revel.

Give me a laser gun;

I'll shoot his ass some,

Until his ears are at the floor's level.

 

 

 

Bad Limericks About Bad Politicians

Missile Defense under weary-eyed Hagel

Couldn't even hit a paralyzed seagull.

He was a good friend of Iran

And gave them Israel's plan

And he died when he choked on a bagel.

 

 

 

Obama's big stick needed a holder.

Eric's hands were warm; Joe's were colder.

But Eric's hands were curious

As they moved fast and furious

And the stick burned up and then smoldered.

 

 

 

Two White House men are practically twins.

Where one puss ends, the other begins.

While Donilon sports looser lips

That are primed to sink ships,

Wiser Daley slips out of the house of sins.

 

 

 

 

There once was a man named John Kerry

Who found the perfect heiress to marry.

He dated her dutch.

He loved money so much.

And ketchup replaced buying sherry.

 

 

 

 

 

Obama took a far-off trip to the East

And, while there, had an ogling feast.

When the news reached Michelle,

She said, "I'll send him to Hell."

But, being home, doesn't bother him in the least.

 

 

 

It's All About Optics

THE CENTER SQUARE APPEARS TO MOVE, BUT IT DOESN'T.






THE IMAGE APPEARS TO ROTATE, BUT IT DOESN'T.

THIS MAN APPEARS TO:  BE BRILLIANT, BE A LEADER, BE COMPASSIONATE, BE A CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR, BE TRUTHFUL, AND  BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER.  BUT, IT'S THE BIGGEST ILLUSION IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

 

You Always have the Option

Of Overdosing on Brandy



Her name was Sonia, she was a "court girl"

With yellow nanners in her hair, a black robe sloped on her pair.

She didn't merengue or do the cha-cha

And, while she tried to be a star, did she really pass the Bar?

Sonia Sotomayor ruled in favor of a Muslim in New York State prison who claimed he was denied his Eid ul Fitr feast at the conclusion of Ramadan.

She ruled against the Christian Evangelical Green family, owners of Hobby Lobby, who will now face over one million dollar per day fines while their case is pending against Obamacare's infringement of their freedom of religion.

Meanwhile, every union - and bundler for Obama - received a waiver from the health care law's requirements.

2013: Year of the Snake

"RED AND YELLOW KILL A FELLOW."

"RED AND BLACK NICE TO JACKasses."

"YOU HAVE LISA JACKSON TO THANK,

  IF E15 GAS CORRODES YOUR TANK."