The Four Whores of the Apocalypse

1. FALSE PIETY:  She claims to be Catholic, but she's a powerful enabler of the killing of preborns.

Matthew 7:21  "Not everyone who says to Me, 'Lord, Lord,' shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven.   Many will say to Me in that day, 'Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?   And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!'

2. POWER LUST:  She stood by her man because she lusts power more than Bubba lusts the flesh.

Matthew 19:24  "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."

In my book, the purchase of earthly riches through the currency of manipulative power over others is a greater sin than a rich man lusting for material goods.  Her manipulative power got four men killed in Benghazi.

3. SPIRITUAL LEPROSY:  Leprosy eats your flesh.  Spiritual leprosy eats your soul.  It infects you, innocently enough, by first asking for a hand-up.  Then, it asks for your hand and the creations of your individuality.  After all, you - she says - didn't create that on your own.  She eats away your soul until you no longer feel complete without the human collective.  You don't feel safe unless everyone is safe.  Congratulations, you are the newest convert to the Church of Black Liberation Theology.

4.  GODDESS OF BLT:  She'll kick your ass if you say BLT stands for bacon, lettuce, and tomato.  Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt for looking back at Sodom and Gomorrah.  The goddess of BLT will welcome you into Sodom and Gomorrah, but you have to give up salt.

10 Ways to Save Your Dog

FROM A HUNGRY OBAMA

1.  TURN POOCHIE INTO A PLANT.  DON'T USE ARUGULA, THOUGH.





2.  MAKE YOUR DOG A NAVY SEAL.  ON SECOND THOUGHT, OBAMA COULD KILL YOUR DOG FOR REASONS HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH CULINARY.





3.  TURN YOUR DOG INTO SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN DEAD FOR 60 MILLION YEARS.  EVEN DOG-EATERS SHOULD LOSE THEIR APPETITE.





4.  SEMPER FIDO!



5.  USE ONLY AS A LAST RESORT.  OBAMA MAY HAVE DEVELOPED A TASTE FOR SCORPIONS GROWING UP IN INDONESIA.



6.  OBAMA WOULD NEVER EAT A RELATIVE FROM KENYA.



7.  BARACK, I AM YOUR FATHER.  ( THAT MAKES 3 CONTENDERS. )





8.  ANY COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE "CORPSMAN" PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A MILITARY JET LOOKS LIKE.



9.  TOUGH LUCK, OBAMA!  JAWS BEAT YOU TO IT.

10.  HIDE YOUR DOG IN PLAIN SIGHT.  THE ONLY DROOLING OBAMA WILL DO WILL BE OVER THE PRIME MINISTER OF THAILAND.

Walk Like An Egyptian

What's the difference betwee these two men?

One treats women as just objects.  The other treats women as sex objects.  The proof:  Obama told women to vote their vaginas.  Obama flirted with the prime minister of Thailand like a dog in heat.  And Morsi is Muslim, proof enough.

One openly embraces Sharia law.  The other gives it a wink and a nod.  The proof:  Obama hawked the Arab Spring more than Colgate-Palmolive hawked Irish Spring soap.  And Morsi is Muslim, proof enough.

One presides over an impoverished country.  The other is working on it.

One is screwing Americans out of billions of dollars.  The other, trillions.

One wants to drive the Israelis into the sea.  The other will lower the sea levels to make it a tiny bit harder, but still doable.

One will kill anyone who crosses his country's borders illegally.  The other thinks borders is a place that sells his books, and therefore everyone is welcome.

One grabbed more presidential power and the people rioted and burned the Muslim Brotherhood offices.  The other grabbed more presidential power and the people re-elected him.

AMERICANS SHOULD WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN INSTEAD OF GOOSESTEPPING.

 

 

All Aboard the Rice & Gravy Train

UNCLE BENGHAZI'S PERVERTED RICE

THE PERFECT STAPLE FOR PEOPLE ON THE GOVERNMENT DOLE.