Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Wheel of Misfortunes



Patsy Say-Jack:  We're looking for a phrase of undeniable truth.
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Contestant 1:  Are there any "T"s?

Patsy:  Lots of "T"s.

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Contestant 1:  Are there any "H"s?

Patsy:  There are 2 "H"s.

T H _     _ _ _ T     T _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ T     _ _ _ _ _ _ _T _ _ T  _ _ _    _ _     H _ _ T_ _ _

Contestant 1:  Any "M"s?

Patsy:  There are 2 "M"s.

T H _    M_ _ _ T     T _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ T     _ _ M _ _ _  _ T _ _ T  _ _ _    _ _     H _ _ T_ _ _

Contestant 1:  I'd like to buy a vowel?  Are there any "O"s?

Patsy:  Show the "O"s.

T H _    MO _ T     T _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ T     _ _ M _ _ _ _ T _ _ T _ O _     _ _     H _ _ TO _ _

Patsy:  Can you solve the puzzle?

Contestant 1:  Not yet.  Are there any "R"s?

Patsy:  There are some "R"s.

T H _    MO _ T     TR _ _ _ _ _ R _ _ T     _ _ M _ _ _ _ T R _ T _ O _     _ _     H _ _ TOR _

Contestant 1:  What about "S"?

Patsy:  There are some "S"s.

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Contestant 1:  I'd like to buy an "A".

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Patsy:  Can you solve the puzzle?

Contestant 1:  No.  Are there any "N"s?

Patsy:  Let's see the "N"s.

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Patsy:  Can you solve the puzzle?

Contestant 1:  I can't make sense of it so far.  Are there any "D"s?

Patsy:  There is 1 "D".

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Contestant 1:  I'd like to buy an "I" please.

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Patsy:  Can you solve the puzzle?

Contestant 1:  I still don't see a phrase having undeniable truth.  Can I have a "P"?

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The moral of this story is don't let a patsy for an administration of baldfaced liars mislead you into missing out on some of life's rewards.




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