Kim and Kanye will have a beautiful little girl and name her South. Sadly, the lives of North West and South West will take completely different directions.
Franklin Graham will run for president. Dick Durbin will stand at the Senate podium and denigrate Franklin's supporters, calling them Graham Crackers.
Obama will place his presidential library in Chicago and have a section dedicated to his greatest achievements. Volumes in this section will include Killing Lincoln-Mercury and Capitalism and Killing Jesus and Christianity.
To shore up support from the party's left wing, Hillary Clinton will choose Elizabeth Warren as a running mate. Having Bill as a husband, Hill and Lizzie will also be mates in activities beyond running.
Bill de Blasio and Al Sharpton will be gunned down by the NYPD in what will end up being ruled justifiable homicide.
Michelle Obama kills Barack when she learns Trayvon Martin was his son. In the pre-trial investigation, it's learned that Michelle had jumped a fence, run 200 yards evading Secret Service agents with dogs, and walked through an unlocked door to gun down her husband in the Oahu residence.
The best reporter in the world, Fox New's Catherine Herridge, discovers that the scaffolding on the Capitol building and other buildings in DC are Faraday cages, which will protect Washington DC from a nuclear electromagnetic pulse. Herridge discovers the reason why Congress hasn't spent a paltry few billion dollars to protect America's electrical grid is because of a conspiracy hatched by the Obama administration and members of Congress. Obama and Kerry collude with Iran to mortally cripple America with 2 nukes. In the aftermath 200 million Americans will die - just America's sacrifice in fighting climate change - and Washington DC will be left unscathed for the coming fundamental transformation.
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