Friday, March 6, 2015

Very Dark, Strangelovian, Really Dystopian World Ahead

So CNN's Christiane Amanpour Would Say

“Beginning in a decade or two, scientists expect the warming of the atmosphere
to melt the polar icecaps, raising the level of the seas, flooding coastal areas, eroding the shores and sending salt water far into fresh-water estuaries,” the Times reported.“Storm patterns will change, drying out some areas, swamping others and generally throwing agriculture into turmoil.”

Scary, isn't it?  Maybe, my cavalier attitude toward Al Gore, Barack Obama, John Kerry,and others insisting that manmade global warming is a serious and deadly problem - the most deadly problem the world faces - is boneheaded on my part.  Who am I to question the consensus of the world's climate scientists?  They have been stating the reality of manmade climate change since the 1970s.  Why would these well-educated scientists push a false theory for close to 45 years?  Al Gore said the debate is over, and for 45 years the news media has reported that a consensus of climate scientists agree.

Perhaps I should remain open to the possibility that manmade climate change is real, at least for another decade or two (if I live that long) and see if the Times report above comes true.  I would do that.  I would!  EXCEPT THE TIMES REPORTED THAT IN 1985.  Miami-ans should have been experiencing an epidemic of crotch rot since 1995.

Manmade climate change is the modern day equivalent of the Piltdown man.  In 1912,bone fragments consisting of a cranium and a lower jaw were found in the Piltdown quarry in East Sussex, England.  Trained scientists identified the bones as fossilized remains of a "missing link" between apes and modern man.  Eoanthropus dawsoni  was discovered to be an elaborate hoax consisting of an orangutan's lower jaw and the skull of a modern human stained to appear ancient in 1953.  For 41 years, paleontologists were dupes to a prank.

Today's paleontologists should be extremely happy that climate scientists have broken their record.  The debate is settled and we know everyone who pushed the prank.  But, who created the hoax?



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