Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Hillary Clinton Testing Out Campaign Themes





HRC needs help.  She is actually considering the lame campaign theme "Working Together".  Here are some more unique themes she can have free of charge:

I DON'T FEEL NO WAYS TARRED.

I COME TOO FAHR FUM WHERE I STARTED FUM.

MY CHINA POLICY WILL BE THE SAME AS MY SILVER FLATWARE POLICY.  THEY GO WHEN I GO.

WHITE HOUSE OR BUST.  I'M LEANING TOWARD BOOBS.

I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING AFTER CORKSCREW LANDINGS.

MY KINGDOM FOR A WHORE.  TO KEEP BILL OCCUPIED.

I'LL BE THE FLOTUS POTUS WITH THE MOSTUS!

I AM WOMAN.  HEAR ME BORE.

YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS?  PUT THEM ON MY BILL.

I'LL DEFEAT ISIS EVEN IF BILL CAN'T DEFINE IT.

STAND BY YOUR MAN.  IT'S EASIER TO KICK HIM IN THE NUTS.



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