"Ask not for whom the dong toils, it toils for thee."
Menendez took leadership of the powerful Senate Foreign Relations Committee with Kerry's appointment to Secretary of State. Now, he has the perfect defense for boinking 16-year-olds in the Dominican Republic: He was just trying to make foreign relations. Es usted mi padre?
"Now is the winter of our discontent!"
Global warming stopped 16 years ago, which oddly is the same time that Clinton's sexual encounters with Monica Lewinsky stopped.
"An addled mind is the Devil's workshop."
In pushing the gun control agenda, Joe recently told of how he heard the gunshots from the Amish school massacre on October 2, 2006. Yep, he and the other heads of cabbage heard it plain as day. Abram! Put some more manure on the cabbage before you come into dinner, son.
"A man can lead an ass to a trough of water, but can't make it drink. But an ass can lead men to the well of the Senate and make them chug-a-lug."
The National Rifle Association showed that it lacked integrity when it endorsed this cupcake in his reelection. No real man would follow this pasty-faced pastry. Therefore, our new Secretary of State lacks cojones. The good news is they would have withered away anyway in the presence of Michelle and Barack.
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