Progressivism is leprosy of the soul. It causes, in advanced cases, foaming of the mouth at the mere mention of waterboarding, and tail wagging at the carnage of drone attacks.
Fudge is the only dirty word in the movie A Christmas Story.
Shale oil, obtained through fracking, is a gift from God.
Barack Obama, obtained through two Marxists fudging, is a gift from Hell.
Freedom is the last treasure lost of a man and the first mortgage payment of a parasite.
Obamanomics is a financial system where parasites only have to make that first mortgage payment.
A rich man, in the Old Testament, was a man who could afford absolution through animal sacrifice. Today, a rich man is an animal sacrifice.
Clintonesque is hard to define, but you know it when you see it. Bob Menendez was being Clintonesque when he got it on with underage prostitutes. He wasn't being Clintonesque when he failed to use a cigar.
An assault weapon is a semi-automatic rifle with a pistol grip or Bill Maher shooting his mouth off.
A rib-tickler is Nancy Pelosi in a thong after male House Democrats have had their pupils dilated.
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