The abridged Cliffs Notes book of Barack Obama's most egregious lies. The book's binding will have a thumbwheel counter built in so that the reader can update the title and add their own Obama lies to blank pages supplied. DISCLAIMER: The publisher makes no guarantees that the reader can update Obama's lies through the midterms since the counter only counts up to 9999.
The publisher offers the unabridged version printed on 16.5 trillion pages.
A suspenseful novel about mega-rich Chinese goldfish breeders buying America's debt. When a piece-of-shit American president bankrupts the country, there's no money available to pay the Chinese back. When the Chinese military - using American technologies stolen right under the piece-of-shit president's nose - begins making plans for an invasion of California in order to take the only things worth a plug nickle in the state (Disneyland and Ronald Reagan's ranch), the p-o-s president makes a fantastic offer involving Red State citizens and Koi fishfood wafers.
Pre-order your copy and you'll get PETA's book Koi are People! free.
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