Barack be nimble, Barack be quick,
Barack chomped on a Nicorette stick.
He crushed his butt against a drawer
And dispersed the ashes on the floor.
He blew the smoke Joe Biden's way
Hoping the odor, on him, would stay.
Michelle came in and looked around,
Saw the smoke and quickly frowned.
"Joe! I've told you once before
Don't drop ashes on my clean floor.
Now, get your sorry ass outta here!
How's your day going, dear?"
Barack be nimble, Barack be quick
Barack saw Bo give his privates a lick.
He stuck stale gum under Resolute.
"Besides skeet, what's there to shoot?"
At his desk he ate a huge meal,
Swallowed the beer he didn't spill.
The kids came in to look for Bo
While Barack was at a New York show.
Of Bo, they saw not a single sign
But the desk had rings from father's stein.
They opened one drawer and found red phones
And opened another to find gnawed bones.
Barack be nimble, Barack be quick,
Barack removed Bo with a gold toothpick.
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