P.O.P. Quiz

Progressives, Obama, and Prostitutes Quiz

 

 

Question 1.  How many tomatoes did Michelle get from her garden?

 

Answer:  Not as many as Barack got in Thailand.

 

 

Question 2.  An Amtrak train traveling from Washington DC to Chicago at 100 mph was carrying 366 Democrats.  On the same tracks was an Amtrak train traveling from Chicago to Washington DC traveling at 100 mph with 300 progressives on board.  The trains impacted at full speed.  How many souls were lost?

 

Answer:  None.  Any souls on board those trains were lost long ago.

 

 

 

Question 3.  After the Amtrak accident, what were the recommendations of Obama and Congress to make sure this never happened again?

 

Answer:  Amtrak trains cannot carry more than ten people.

 

 

 

Question 4.  Barack Obama says he shoots skeet all the time.  Meanwhile, Joe Biden says that shotguns are a citizen's best choice for personal protection.  Why did they say this?

 

A)  Obama and Biden own stock in a shotgun company.

 

B)  Obama and Biden are big f***ing liars.

 

C)  Obama meant that he shoots S-K-E-E-T, an alternative to H-O-R-S-E.  And Biden is just a moron.

 

D)  All the above are good choices.

 

 

 

Question 5.  How many progressives does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

Answer:  Two, according to the union contract.  One specializes in blown bulbs and one specializes in good bulbs.  Should the blown bulb specialist handle a good bulb, he is authorized trauma leave.  Ditto for the good bulb specialist.

 

 

 

Question 6.  Obama told John Boehner that Washington doesn't have a spending problem.  What was significant about this statement?

 

Answer:  For the first time in his presidency, Obama told the truth.  Any blithering idiot can see that spending isn't a problem for Washington.

 

 

 

Question 7.   Bob Menendez, New Jersey's senator, flew all the way to the Dominican Republic to have sex with two prostitutes - one being underage - and then stiffed them out of $800.00.  Why is this crazy?

 

Answer:  He could have simply stayed at the Senate, been with 52 prostitutes, and stiffed the American public out of $800 billion.

 

 

 

Question 8.  Why did Hillary Clinton take responsibility for the deaths of four Americans in Benghazi, Libya?

 

A)  Obama owns the monopoly on blaming Bush.

 

B)  She has corkscrewed out of the skies to avoid enemy fire so many times, it's affected her brain.

 

C)  She knows she can say that she pulled the trigger and Democrats and the media would still love her.

 

D)  All of the above.