The Devil Went Down

The Devil went down to Georgia.

He was looking for young souls to steal.

He had finished his State of the Union

And he had plenty of time to kill.

He jogged up to the podium

And with teachers at his back,

He sang and enchanted the children

As if giving toys from Santa's sack.

Gather 'round me, children

And I'll tell you of my plan

To spread joy, hope and prosperity

Throughout this fruited land.

The only thing that stands between

My plan with its liberty

Is a single House of liars

Who won't set your parents free.

Conservatives say that you can't spend

Your way out of a debt.

Have your parents tell them

To wager a trillion dollars on a bet.

They'll say they can't tax the rich

But their words are just hot air.

Such words as their's require Poulan Springs

To give Rubio's throat some care.

I need money, lots of money

For you, my children, to thrive.

Much of my love have you missed

'Cause you're not four or five.

So, cling to your children and your guns.

Build your church upon The Rock.

May God have mercy on us all

'Cause Satan's back on the clock!