Now is the Winter of Our Discontinuance

Will there be a presidential election in 2016?  Will there be an America to have an election?  These are not frivolous questions, in my mind.  Progressives are cannibalizing on the body of a once mighty industrial Titan at a pace that makes me wonder if enough will be around to resuscitate in 2017.

If possible, who is there that could possibly resuscitate the Titan?  One person, I believe, is Mitt Romney.  But, I believe he loves his wife too much to run again.  Mitt Romney isn't my shining knight of conservatism and preserver of the Constitution, but he may be the most economically savvy politician and most decent politician since Ronald Reagan.  If being a decent man was seen as cool in America, Obama wouldn't have to be reading the New York Times and Washington Post to find out what's going on in his administration.  He could be writing books of fact, like The Biography of Paul Bunyan and The Life and Times of Pecos Bill.

Who else can resuscitate the Titan?  Ben Carson.  Ben Carson can fix brains.  And that's the next best thing to being able to fix minds.  Fixing minds is what America needs most because half of America is acting as if it's lost its mind.

Different Scale, Same Evil

Living Upside Down

 

Rarely does Andrea Tantaros and Dana Perino say something on The Five that I find objectionable.  But yesterday, they said something that I not only find objectionable, but worthy of my rebuke.  Ergo, this post.

Andrea and Dana basically said that Warren Buffet giving over one billion dollars to Planned Parenthood and other abortion groups was no big deal.  They said it's legal and Buffet has the right to donate his "hard earned" money as he sees fit.

Hitler rounding up Jews and exterminating them was legal since he was the supreme lawmaker.  He killed over one million Jewish children.  Buffet has facilitated the killing of over two million children.  Two million children don't exist because Buffet paid to have them aborted.

The Warren Buffet story will be in the news for one day and then vanish.  There's just not enough time to talk about it with all the more important stories.  Who will Sperling insult today?  What's with Jay Z and his sister-in-law?  Was Alec Baldwin wearing a helmet when he was arrested in New York City for bicycling in the wrong direction?  (If he was not, I want to give him a big wet kiss.  And there's nothing wrong with that when you're living upside down.)

President Clinton Uses Vagina as Cigar Humidor

I wonder what the results would have been if the New York Times had used the title of this post as a front page headline during the impeachment of Bill Clinton.  Would the feminists and Left have demanded Clinton's removal from office?  Of course, the Times would have never published such a headline, not because it isn't true, but because the Times doesn't hurt Democrats.

 

I wonder why Hollywood and the Left are outraged by the abduction of approximately 300 girls in Nigeria by the Islamic group Boko Haram.  When Boko Haram slaugthered fifty teenage boys and burned some of the boys alive, there was no outrage.  I did not even hear about this at the time.  The Left's blood doesn't seem to boil when Coptic Christians are killed by the Muslim Brotherhood and other Islamist barbarians, and Coptic Christian girls are forced to convert to Islam and marry old men.  Where was the outrage when Assad used chemical weapons on children?  The Left's only response was for the Ambassador for Humanity, Barack Obama, to immediately erase his red line.  Where is the Left's outrage over Putin partitioning an almost defenseless country?  The Ambassador for Humanity's answer to this injustice is to send Ukraine meals-ready-to-eat.

 

I would chalk up the Left's outrage to the abduction of the Nigerian girls and not to other brutal acts of barbarism as just the Left showing their insanity.  They are indeed insane.  They outlawed the miracle insecticide DDT based upon mythology, not science.  The World Health Organization reports that an estimated 627,000 people died from malaria in 2012, most of the deaths being African children.  ( 627,000 vs 300, Persia vs Sparta odds)  DDT would have saved these people.  The Left is turning corn into ethanol on a starving planet based upon their mythology, not science.  The idiots of the Left might as well try to control the evaporation of water molecules from the planet's oceans as try to control the climate.  If they want to control the climate, controlling the evaporation of water molecules is exactly what they have to do, because water vapor is by far the most significant greenhouse gas.  No, I think this outrage over the Nigerian girls by the Left isn't coming from their liminal "brain" because their liminal brain wouldn't be outraged.  These are just 300 girls, most likely Christian, abducted by Muslims to be converted to Islam.  A situation no different to the Coptic Christians in Egypt.  I believe the Left's outrage is coming from their subliminal "brain".  The subliminal is reminding the liminal that messing with a female's vagina is a damnable sin.

 

The Boko Haram have really stepped in some elephant dung.  But, there is a way out for them.  If they promise free healthcare and visits by Planned Parenthood to all the girls, they won't suffer the wrath from the Ambassador for Humanity, and Michelle can remove that fake dour expression from her face and start planning her next multi-million dollar vacation.

 

 

 

Oxymorons

progressive Catholic:  Examples of this oxymoron include Joe Biden, John Kerry and Nancy Pelosi.  They claim to be Catholics and yet support the killing of preborns.  Priests should cross their foreheads with white-hot branding irons, because simple ash doesn't get through the numb skulls.  Being Catholic and being pro-choice (Pro-choice is not an oxymoron.  It's a prevarication.) is like trying to deep fry chocolate pudding.  You'll only get something pleasing and familiar to the ass of someone like Michael Moore.

 

reproductive health:  As used by progressives means the right to abortion.  Using the derivative of reproduce in this way, I want to reproduce Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Dr. Gosnell.  STAT!

 

climate change:  According to progs, the climate shouldn't change.  The climate should always be at the optimum temperature for growing marijuana.

 

armed conflict:  A sure-as-Hell oxymoron when describing Russia's conflict with the Ukraine because Obama won't give arms to Ukraine for Ukrainians to defend themselves.

 

naked aggression:  An oxymoron because while Putin has taken his shirt off, he hasn't taken his pants off, yet.  He could be afraid that Obama would retaliate by taking off his mom jeans.  If this were to happen, it would create another oxymoron:  a Weiner Fest.

 

Ambassador for Humanity:  A definite oxymoron because this award, Ambassador for Humanity, was presented by Steven Spielberg to Barack Obama.  For this to not be an oxymoron, humanity would have to be defined as a subset of humans to not include preborns, conservatives, Eastern Europeans, Syrian refugees, Republican congressmen, Iranian dissidents, drone "collateral damage", a Pakistani doctor, a Youtube video maker, the Koch brothers, border patrol agents killed by Fast & Furious guns, all the starving people in the world who would love to eat an ear of corn or the farm animals that could be raised on the vast amounts of corn being converted into biofuel, and all the poor of the world who will remain in poverty because of Obama's and the UN's climate change agenda.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Putin is So Stupid

Putin is so stupid he thinks riding a horse bareback means riding a horse bareback.

 

Putin is so stupid that when his mother told him to throw out his chest when he walks, he thought she meant to throw it out of joint.

 

Putin is so stupid that when Hillary gave Russia the gift of a reset button he thought he could give an old Soviet era 5-year economic plan to America as a gift and destroy the American economy.  But Obama showed him and insisted on paying for it.  (It worked perfectly.)

 

Putin is so stupid that when he heard people in India sometimes wear masks on the backs of their heads to confuse tigers, he could confuse tigers by taking his shirt off and showing two extra eye spots.

 

Putin is so stupid he thought he could bring up some ancient urns from the Black Sea while scuba diving and no one would be the wiser.  But the intentionally aged urns were discovered to be fakes when a super-swift Harvard professor had an epiphany and realized what MAD  IN CHIN meant.

 

Putin is so stupid he thinks he can play Obama for a fool.  He's too stupid to realize he's going to have to wait his turn.

 

 

The Nose On Your Face Should Be as Obvious

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

 

It's obvious he's a mythomaniac.  Mythomania is also called psuedologia fantastica, compulsive lying or pathological lying.

It's obvious he's kept hay farmers busy with all the straw men he's killed.

It's obvious using the Peter Principle, Obama reached his position of incompetence going from middle school to high school.

It's obvious if young Obama had meat on his bones, he was chowing down on a dog.

It's obvious Obama is a closet Muslim who intends to remove Christianity from the military.

It's obvious Obama wasn't in the Situation Room on the night of the Benghazi attacks.  Was he playing poker as he did on the night bin Laden was killed?

It's obvious that if Obama killed Osama, maybe schools should have Poker Deck Free Zones.

It's obvious he thinks the metaphor of hitting singles and doubles is appropriate for describing the Obama Doctrine.  Pete Rose could hit singles and doubles because he had Joe Morgan to drive him in.  Who does Obama have?  Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and Joe Biden, or outs 1, 2, and 3.

It's obvious if Satan exists, it's certainly possible Obama is his spawn.

It's obvious that if you replaced the real Captain Obvious hawking hotel rooms with Barack Obama, you'd have another skinny asshole clown pretending to know how to stir up business.

 

 

 

 

Break a Leg

But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. ...

 

Thomas Jefferson

 

 

Jefferson was speaking of religious freedom in the quote above, but the sentiment is applicable to many, if not most topics in life.  What my neighbor thinks or does, if it causes me no harm or society harm, then it's his business, her business, or any of the other fifty-plus genders of Facebook's business.

 

What cattleman Bundy and NBA owner Sterling think picks no pocket or breaks any bone.  Sterling was about to receive a lifetime achievement award from the NAACP.  Obviously, his racist attitude wasn't having much influence on what he did with his money.  But, the news media will run stories on these two men through at least the midterm elections, hoping the two's rascism can be pinned on the Republican party.

 

The only newsworthy story in the Sterling affair is one about human psychology.  What made Sterling's girlfriend record their conversations and release them?  What made her want to kill the goose laying the gold eggs?  One idea I have is that she doesn't care if the whole world knows she's a gold digger, but she'll be damned if she'll let one person think she's a nigger gold digger.  This idea works just as well when I apply it to Barack Obama.

 

Barack Obama and a high percentage of African Americans must believe that America invented racism and bigotry, and more specifcally, whites invented racism.  In fact, the only thing America's whites invented was the strong desire and political structures to eliminate it.

 

To listen to Obama, one must assume he doesn't realize that his much-beloved Muslims are probably the most bigoted people on the planet.  Arabs were chief enablers of the African slave trade.  Muslims openly refer to Jews as monkeys.

 

On his trip to Asia, Obama could (may) have talked to the previous leader of Malaysia who believes the Malay people should receive affirmative action to help them economically keep up with those "Chinese" people.

 

The worst instance of bigotry that happened in America recently didn't come from Bundy or Sterling.  It came out of the Obama administration.  John Kerry stated that Israel was on track to become an apartheid nation if it didn't reach an accord with the Palestinians.  Kerry's remark was slanderous, demeaning, bigoted, and a bald-faced lie.

 

The only coverage the Main Stream Media is likely to do on Kerry's bigotry is to simply show Jen Psaki of the State Department answer one question in defense of Kerry, and then return to the Bundy and Sterling stories.  For myself, before moving on to Obama's Singles and Doubles foreign diplomacy, I'll wonder if Jen Psaki's middle name is Sherry.  God knows you need to be wasted on gin, sake or sherry to take Washington DC.

 

 

 

 

 

Did You Think Obama Went to Asia to Work?

SIMON SAYS WHO WANTS KINKY SEX WITH GEISHA?

 

YOU CAN PUT YOUR HAND DOWN NOW.

 

SIMON SAYS PUT YOUR HAND DOWN.

 

SIMON SAYS USE YOUR FINGERS TO SHOW HOW MANY GEISHAS YOU WANT?

 

TEN!  YOU REALLY WANT TEN, MR. PRESIDENT?

 

SIMON SAYS DO YOU REALLY WANT TEN, MR. PRESIDENT?

 

OK, BUT SIMON SAYS YOU HAVE TO BE PATIENT.  CLINTON-SAN NOT HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH GEISHAS RIGHT NOW.

 

 

 

 

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A Summer Read

You don't get high technology.  The technologies of coal power plants and nuclear power generation evade your comprehension, but you understand perfectly well the idea of a pinwheel rotating in the wind.  The concept is familiar to you because it's very similar to the squirrel cages in the heads of your supporters.  While the rest of the world is on iphones, you stick with an old-fashioned Blackberry and ponder:   Just what is this cloud people are talking about?  Is it caused by global warming?

You had just become familiar enough with Windows XP to double-click your mouse on a Windows desktop icon. (Mouse and squirrel, Natasha, where would world be without them?)  Now, Microsoft is ending support for XP and you're going to have to go to Microsoft 8.  You think maybe putting Bill Gates in jail might make him change his mind.  This worked with the media when your and Hillary's incompetence over Benghazi was not exposed by jailing a video maker.   But, Gates is helping finance Common Core, and Common Core will educate the kind of citizens America needs.  People like those at Occupy Wall Street who know where the restrooms are - right there next to the cop cars - and people who know how to vote in more than one state for Democrats.

You decide jailing Gates isn't such a good idea because it would set a bad precedent.  Not realizing you've already set the precedent, you BAD president.  No, you decide you'll muddle through.  I only hope America and the world can muddle through the two and a half years left in your second and final term.  Muddling through is the best we can expect.  The worst we can expect is none of us being around for Microsoft's discontinuance of Microsoft 8 support.

 

The Day Obama Saved Mankind

Aliens came down from the sky

Prior to an Obama whopping lie.

They went back to their ship

And said, "Earthmen we skip

For ingredients to luscious brain pie."

 

 

Reproductive health for a Democrat

Is just like celibacy for an alley cat.

What no period can tell

Is go see Gosnell

And where waiting 8 months is stat.

 

 

How do you tell Sebelius from Tiller?

One took the money from the other, the killer.

She and Barack

Could be hands of a clock

As their profiles resemble a Greek pillar.

 

 

Dirty Harry don't like cattlemen.

Hard work, for him, is rustling a pen.

His son totally agrees

Advising Chinese for fees.

Tape worms are their next of kin.

 

 

Grazing cattle and desert turtles,

Michael Moore and slimming girdles,

They don't get along

Like Barack and a bong.

Rhyming this limerick poses too many hurdles.