The Nose On Your Face Should Be as Obvious

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

 

It's obvious he's a mythomaniac.  Mythomania is also called psuedologia fantastica, compulsive lying or pathological lying.

It's obvious he's kept hay farmers busy with all the straw men he's killed.

It's obvious using the Peter Principle, Obama reached his position of incompetence going from middle school to high school.

It's obvious if young Obama had meat on his bones, he was chowing down on a dog.

It's obvious Obama is a closet Muslim who intends to remove Christianity from the military.

It's obvious Obama wasn't in the Situation Room on the night of the Benghazi attacks.  Was he playing poker as he did on the night bin Laden was killed?

It's obvious that if Obama killed Osama, maybe schools should have Poker Deck Free Zones.

It's obvious he thinks the metaphor of hitting singles and doubles is appropriate for describing the Obama Doctrine.  Pete Rose could hit singles and doubles because he had Joe Morgan to drive him in.  Who does Obama have?  Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and Joe Biden, or outs 1, 2, and 3.

It's obvious if Satan exists, it's certainly possible Obama is his spawn.

It's obvious that if you replaced the real Captain Obvious hawking hotel rooms with Barack Obama, you'd have another skinny asshole clown pretending to know how to stir up business.