Putin is So Stupid

Putin is so stupid he thinks riding a horse bareback means riding a horse bareback.

 

Putin is so stupid that when his mother told him to throw out his chest when he walks, he thought she meant to throw it out of joint.

 

Putin is so stupid that when Hillary gave Russia the gift of a reset button he thought he could give an old Soviet era 5-year economic plan to America as a gift and destroy the American economy.  But Obama showed him and insisted on paying for it.  (It worked perfectly.)

 

Putin is so stupid that when he heard people in India sometimes wear masks on the backs of their heads to confuse tigers, he could confuse tigers by taking his shirt off and showing two extra eye spots.

 

Putin is so stupid he thought he could bring up some ancient urns from the Black Sea while scuba diving and no one would be the wiser.  But the intentionally aged urns were discovered to be fakes when a super-swift Harvard professor had an epiphany and realized what MAD  IN CHIN meant.

 

Putin is so stupid he thinks he can play Obama for a fool.  He's too stupid to realize he's going to have to wait his turn.