Washington Worm Tongues Would Be Fitting

 

 

 

 

50 senators, probably all Democrats, sent a letter to the NFL pushing for the Washington Redskins to change their name:

 

"Today, we urge you and the National Football League to send the same clear message as the NBA did: that racism and bigotry have no place in professional sports. (Racism and bigotry is used all up by Hollywood and Washington elites on rednecks.)  It's time for the NFL to endorse a name change for the Washington, D.C. football team." 

Having an American Indian mascot for an NFL team located in the District of Columbia is certainly odd.  American Indian tribes that lived east of the Mississippi River were forced onto reservations west of the Mississippi River over 100 years ago.  Here is a more appropriate mascot that is more representative of the kinds of people Washington DC holds in esteem.



 

 

WASHINGTON WUSSIES



 

A wussie is a pussy who complains about the smell of tourists and visitors to the nation's capital and would therefore certainly be repulsed by the smells of an Indian reservation or a Chicago ghetto; someone who literally cries about having to do his job instead of seeing the blooms on his pomegranate trees, who passes legislation to enrich himself and that bankrupts the country by making American businesses less competitive, and who raised a douchebag of a son to follow in his footsteps.  In the good and just days of old, a piece of shit like this would have been beaten to an inch of his life on the floor of the Senate by another senator with a cane.  Instead, his behavior is put up with and shows we've turned into a nation of pussies.