A peek into the future at the 2016 White House Correspondents Dinner sees Obama joking it up:
Some people think my right-hand man, Joe Biden, is uncouth, but he has been a great VP. I sent him to China to get an agreement on climate change and he came back with the Chinese having promised to stop cooking with dung. But, he's not satisfied with that, he wants them to also promise to stop cooking with Chang, Chen, and Lijuan.
Joe never stops working hard to employ minorities. Just the other day he went to see our Nationals play the Atlanta Braves and he told Atlanta's manager, Fredi Gonzalez, that the team should rehire Chief Noc-A-Homa. Fredi told Joe that Chief Noc-A-Homa wasn't really a chief and Noc-A-Homa wasn't really his name. Joe said, "Forget it. I'll ask the Nationals to hire him because he sounds like someone who should be working in Washington."
Speaking of Indians, Elizabeth Warren asked me to endorse her as the Democratic nominee for president. I told her I would sleep on it. She thought about it a couple of seconds and replied, "Never mind. I remember what happened to the last people you slept on."
Last year about this time, the mayor of Baltimore was receiving a lot of grief from Middle America for saying she would give rioters the "space to destroy". What a bunch of hypocrites! Don't they remember giving me the space of four years to destroy?
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