MULTIPLE CHOICE: What do you call a Beckel bobbing on the ocean?
A. a cruise ship's lucky day
B. a round mound of rebound
C. poop from a sloop
D. Godzilla's dinghy
Give up? Actually, there's not much reason to differentiate between a Beckel on the water from a Beckel carrying water, which is what Beckel does on The Five. He carries water for the Democrats. Think of Bob "Bobbing" Beckel as a warning buoy. He warns the other four of The Five when they're close to committing treason. He has taught me a thing or two about treason, and he must be right as the other four have never pushed back when Beckel makes assertions about possible treason. Beckel shows the same amount of wisdom on climate change as he does on treason. But, beyond those two subjects, Beckel appears to be intellectually lazy and unprepared for discussing current events from 5 to 6.
So, after Beckel has taught The Five's audience everything about treason and climate change, he has ended his usefulness. It would be time to move on to where he can be useful again. He and Ed Shultz could serve a valuable service to Obamacare by cohosting a show on MSNBC. It would make for a quick, efficient and cost-saving eye exam. Optometrists would only have to say, "I'm going to change channels now. Tell me when you see two fat-ass, blowhard imbeciles."
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