Missile Defense under weary-eyed Hagel
Couldn't even hit a paralyzed seagull.
He was a good friend of Iran
And gave them Israel's plan
And he died when he choked on a bagel.
Obama's big stick needed a holder.
Eric's hands were warm; Joe's were colder.
But Eric's hands were curious
As they moved fast and furious
And the stick burned up and then smoldered.
Two White House men are practically twins.
Where one puss ends, the other begins.
While Donilon sports looser lips
That are primed to sink ships,
Wiser Daley slips out of the house of sins.
There once was a man named John Kerry
Who found the perfect heiress to marry.
He dated her dutch.
He loved money so much.
And ketchup replaced buying sherry.
Obama took a far-off trip to the East
And, while there, had an ogling feast.
When the news reached Michelle,
She said, "I'll send him to Hell."
But, being home, doesn't bother him in the least.
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