John Walker Lindh is his name.
"American Taliban" is his fame.
If I had a flintlock
I'd shoot his buttock
And treat his johnson the same.
The Media could not love Jay Carney.
His poodle yaps are effeminate blarney.
If I had ammo
I'd dress in camo
And blow his smirking puss to Killarney.
There once was a man named Al Gore
Who sold Current for millions and more.
What a hypocrite!
What a piece of shit!
I hope global warming makes him a s'more.
I know that he must be the Devil
Because conservative pain makes him revel.
Give me a laser gun;
I'll shoot his ass some,
Until his ears are at the floor's level.
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