You Always have the Option

Of Overdosing on Brandy



Her name was Sonia, she was a "court girl"

With yellow nanners in her hair, a black robe sloped on her pair.

She didn't merengue or do the cha-cha

And, while she tried to be a star, did she really pass the Bar?

Sonia Sotomayor ruled in favor of a Muslim in New York State prison who claimed he was denied his Eid ul Fitr feast at the conclusion of Ramadan.

She ruled against the Christian Evangelical Green family, owners of Hobby Lobby, who will now face over one million dollar per day fines while their case is pending against Obamacare's infringement of their freedom of religion.

Meanwhile, every union - and bundler for Obama - received a waiver from the health care law's requirements.