Charge of the Light (In Head) Brigades



TRUMPETERS




NEVER-TRUMPS

 

 

 

In the end, even the Cossacks die.

Hillary's Short-Circuiting Brain

Obama Letting Un-vetted Muslims Into Country

Means Five-Year-Old Girls Are Sodomized

Muslim immigrant boys anally and orally sodomized a five-year-old girl in Twin Falls, Idaho.  Perhaps the boys refrained from penetrating her vagina because she hadn't been genitally mutilated, and thus, they thought she might have enjoyed it.

I can understand the fascination with Pokeman Go.  Sometimes, I'd like to stick my head up my ass, rather than face the real world.  Yes, there are those moments I'd like to be a Democrat.

A Democrat believes Barack Obama when he says there was no $400 million ransom paid to Iran for the release of American hostages.  The American hostage that said they were held at the airport for hours after their plane was ready for takeoff because another plane had to land first (with $400 million in cash) is just lying.

A Democrat believes Barack Obama when he says a wire transfer of the money couldn't be done.  That's true.  If a wire transfer of the money had been done, how could Iran subsequently have hidden the wire transfer of the funds to Hezbollah and Hamas?  The shipment of "cold, hard cash" to terrorists is far easier to hide.

A Democrat believes that Republicans in Congress are blocking Zika funding.  Harry Reid and Chuck Schumer never blocked passage of a bill because it didn't specify funds for Planned Parenthood.

A Democrat believes Hillary Clinton.

Those moments when I think I might like being a Democrat?  They pass.

Time to Hop Aboard the LOCOmotive

Willy Billy

Watch it now!  Watch it now!

Here it comes.  Here it comes.

Had a Cuban gold band

On a big cigar

Could have used his willy

But, it wouldn't go far.

Willy Bill-Laaa, Willy Billy

Willy Billy, Willy Billy, Willy Billy

He could treat a woman

Like a humidor.

Bleed her from her lips

And nail her on the floor.

Willy Bill-Laaa, Willy Billy

Willy Billy, Willy Billy, Willy Billy

Watch it now!  Watch it now!

Hilly covered Billy

For the things he done.

Never was a crime

Cause he didn't use a gun.

Willy Bill-Laaa, Willy Billy

Willy Billy, Willy Billy, Willy Billy

How Much is That Darky in the Window?

I'm not a racist.  I'm just appropriating the bigotry of David Duke to make a point.  It's not appropriate (ah-pro-pree-it) to appropriate (ah-pro-pree-ate) in Obama World or Hill Country, so I'll make my point quickly.

If progressives had zero political clout, they'd be the most hilarious and entertaining animals on the planet.  Instead of going to Denali national park in Alaska to see grizzlies or sail the Pacific to see whales, you could stay home and watch "Wild Kingdom" on MSNBC.  You could watch an episode of rump-rubbing vegan apes throwing post-digested bananas and arugula because some white male had an Afro hairdo and was singing hip-hop music.  How dare whitey appropriate black culture!   Then, later in the show, the apes would start throwing post-digested bananas and arugula because some state's governor was trying to stop people with male genitalia from using a woman's bathroom.  You see, the rump-rubbing apes think it a sin for a white to appropriate hip-hop, but they find it virtuous for a male to appropriate the female gender.  Methinks Zika has been a hidden pandemic in America for decades.  Democrats, in their wisdom, should consider spreading Zika in America because microcephaly would reduce the costs of abortions and women's health would be improved by having small-headed preborns.

How much is that darky in the window, the one with the waggly tales of perfidy that move this way and that way in the political winds?  Well, he's going to be worth close to $20 trillion when he leaves office.  In 2008, he called George W. Bush unpatriotic for adding $4 trillion to the national debt.  Look at a chart that shows a steep increase in the rate of the national debt since Obama took office:

Barack Obama will have increased the national debt by $10 trillion.  If Bush was unpatriotic, then Obama is Julius Rosenberg.

A Childish Oaf is Messing With Oaths

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

When Barack Obama swore an oath to execute the office of President of the United States, he must have thought that meant to kill it.  When he stated that he would, to the best of his ability, defend the Constitution, either his abilities are completely lacking - I can buy that -  or he thought to preserve and protect the Constitution meant to take care of the parchment it was written on.  So far, if we can trust the media, he hasn't taken a black crayon to Article I (legislative powers) or the 2nd Amendment.

What infantile Obama hasn't done with crayon, he's done with malfeasance.  Malfeasance is "the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful or contrary to law".  Change the definition to the plural "acts" and it is the perfect description of Obama's presidency.  Jurisprudence under Barack Obama is not a "philosophy of law", it is the absence of law.

One of the newest revelations of Obama's malfeasance is his administration's change to the Oath of Allegiance for naturalized American citizens.  In July 2015, the oath was changed to remove the pledge that new citizens will defend the country they supposedly want to become a part of.  Obama and John Kerry would say that the pledge to defend one's country is "so last century".  Now, if there was a pledge to risk one's life in defense of the European Union, global elites and Islam, Obama would be all in.

The Warren Commission ...Of Unethical Acts

"Entangled Limericks"

True native she is 'cause of "high cheeks".

They lift up her mouth such that it leaks.

If Cherokee she were,

She'd be "Running Mad Cur"

'Cause she foams at the mouth whenever she speaks.

There once was a woman from Mass.

Who spoke from both sides of her ass.

Her mouth went to foamin'

When words were ah formin'

So, for her mouth, her ass had to pass.

The reason she is so damned ugly

Is, on her neck, her ass fits quite snugly.

With "cheeks" bottom to top

She's Cherokee non-stop

Which got her a professorship she touts smugly.

Her ass says, "You didn't build that!"

She offers no proof, not even one stat.

For libs, it don't matter

And what's even sadder

Their heads are on what they too sat.

Obama Executive Order Approved These Illegal Immigrants in Florida

Under the Obama administration, federal immigration officers released 36,007 illegal aliens having criminal records back onto American streets in 2013.  Of these 36,007 foreigners, there were 193 convicted of murder, 426 convicted of sexual assault, 303 convicted of kidnapping, and 16,070 convicted on DUI charges.  In 2014, there were 30,558 illegal aliens with criminal records released by DHS and ICE.  Once again, in 2015 Homeland Security released 20,000 illegal aliens with criminal records that included convictions for homicides, sexual assaults and kidnappings.  (Source of information: Washington Times)

If Obama's actions permit illegal alien murderers, rapists and child abductors to live amongst us, and his actions - to include the removal of all American troops in Iraq by not getting a status of forces agreement (SOFA) - permit the genocide of Christians and Yazidi in the Middle East, and his inaction permits the deaths of an ambassador and Americans in Benghazi, then what action or inaction that jeopardizes the safety and well-being of Americans and non-Muslims is Obama unwilling to make?  I would say, "None, maybe."

So, now that man-eating Nile crocodiles have been found in the Florida Everglades, who should be suspected of putting them there?  Where do Nile crocodiles originate?  African countries that include Kenya.  Who is the son of a Kenyan and dreams of achieving his father's goals?  Whose father probably wanted to make America look more like Kenya?  Do Nile crocodiles help make America look more like Kenya?  Whose father left America and an American wife because America didn't look enough like Kenya and he couldn't have more than one wife, but he did, and couldn't go into a ladies' bathroom, and missed seeing women peeing behind a tree?  Who is upset because Venezuela is closer to these ideals than America?  Who wants to take away our guns and make us resort to spears and machetes to protect ourselves from all the violent illegal immigrants, to include crocodiles, that he has unleashed upon us?

I would be very upset with the direction this country is taking except for the fact that I'm going to look damn good in a loincloth.

Alien PODS

Alien (Undocumented) Personalized, Optimized, DNA Splicing

I'm just a lonely, imperceptible voice crying out in the wilderness.  Even Horton wouldn't be able to discern who I am.  Meanwhile, ginger-haired nerd turd Mark Zuckerberg has his utterances embraced like Solomic judgements.  Why do I do it?

Well, I don't do it for you...primarily.  I do it for me.  In the only way I know how, I'm trying to show God that there's at least one person left on this planet, now that Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia is dead, who believes textually in His divinely-inspired United States Constitution and all of the rights it guarantees.  You may believe this too, but I can't hear you, Horton can't hear you, and God may not hear you.

With a rainbow, God notarized His promise to Noah and his family to never destroy the earth with a flood again.  There could have been people killed in the flood that were worthy of seeing that rainbow but who never proved, in voice, deeds or actions, their worthiness to God.

You'll note that God promised not to destroy the earth with another flood.  He never promised not to destroy the earth by some other means.  If you look at Mankind today, how much less sinful can it be than antediluvian Mankind?  Babies today are killed in their amniotic fluid by the millions.  Cuba kills three out of every four babies conceived.  It would be more than a shoutout to Planned Parenthood if Obama could get Cecile Richards some of that action.  In comparison, antediluvian preborns surely resided in a "sea of tranquility".  In many parts of the modern world, women are slaves and subjected to the utterly barbaric practice of female genitalia mutilation.  The progressive world doesn't voice objection to this because it believes in cultural relativism (try to love and understand the cannibal as he eats you); the progressive world voices objection to waterboarding and invites the people who should be waterboarded into this country where they can spread their barbaric practices such as female genitalia mutilation, pedophilia, and Sharia law.  The Pope, the paragon of virtue, is (1) humbling every Catholic by washing the feet of people who embrace a belief system that is completely antithetical to Christian doctrine, (2) decrying the use of the coal and oil that God created, and (3) disparaging capitalism, an economic system that has relieved more hunger, cured more illnesses, and pulled more people out of poverty than any economic system ever devised.  I'd consider "starting over" on just what the perceived infallible Pope is saying and doing.

If another do-over is in the works, God may choose an approach that doesn't destroy innocent wildlife and is more specifically tuned to the actual problem.  He could tweak the genetic makeup of every person He sees as a problem using personalized, optimized, DNA splicing (PODS).  PODS would be used as the person sleeps, and in the morning the person would wake up none the wiser that he or she is now a totally serene individual incapable of hate and sin and brimming over with love for his or her fellow member of humanity.  Personally, I would find this to be a horrible existence; thus I'm doing my best to convince God I don't need PODS.

If tomorrow I find you to be a completely different human being, I want you to know it's been a pleasure, for the most part, knowing the old you.

Wonka Loses His Willy in Chocolate Factory Mishap

And Other Future Internet News

Look into my crystal ball.  Just think of it as a spherical cellphone:

John Kerry and Paul McCartney go to Brussels and sing "Eight days a week, we la-of-la-of-lov you". (And you thought this administration couldn't come up with a bigger whopper than "Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall, all you have to do is call".)

Emory University students scared, in pain, and barricade themselves in dorm rooms after someone writes "crocodile" in chalk on campus sidewalks.

The great multi-tasker Obama adds Cuba to his legacy, thinks up a new strategy to give back Guantanamo, and wonders how much more leg his partner can show.

Cecile Richards and Planned Parenthood meet with Raul Castro to learn how Cuba aborts three out of every four babies.  (As Obama said, "Hopefully, we can learn from Cuba about improving human rights in America.")

Stop the World and Let Me Off

QUESTION:  Which of the 2 pictures below was on the Drudge Report news website this week?

ANSWER:  It wasn't Marco "Ricky Ricardo" Rubio.

The only people that are still fair game to be ridiculed and demeaned in this country are conservatives, and it doesn't matter if they're white, black, Hispanic, male or female, or even transgenders (See Caitlin Jenner).  While it's forbidden to demean actual little people, it's OK to make fun of someone's short stature, which just goes to show how retarded people are in this world.  Wasn't Drudge suggesting there's something wrong with being short?  And Drudge is certainly not alone.

Donald Trump calls Marco Rubio "Little Marco", and Chris Christie called Marco Rubio a "boy in a bubble".  Donald Trump is over 6 feet tall and Chris Christie is over 6 feet in circumference, so size still matters a lot in this politically-correct Bizarro World.

If Donald Trump was exactly the same person except for being a real conservative and the same height as Ross Perot (5'5"), the MSM would have a field day with headlines such as Stumpy Trump to Stump in Podunk.