Look into my crystal ball. Just think of it as a spherical cellphone:
John Kerry and Paul McCartney go to Brussels and sing "Eight days a week, we la-of-la-of-lov you". (And you thought this administration couldn't come up with a bigger whopper than "Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall, all you have to do is call".)
Emory University students scared, in pain, and barricade themselves in dorm rooms after someone writes "crocodile" in chalk on campus sidewalks.
The great multi-tasker Obama adds Cuba to his legacy, thinks up a new strategy to give back Guantanamo, and wonders how much more leg his partner can show.
Cecile Richards and Planned Parenthood meet with Raul Castro to learn how Cuba aborts three out of every four babies. (As Obama said, "Hopefully, we can learn from Cuba about improving human rights in America.")
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