"Entangled Limericks"
True native she is 'cause of "high cheeks".
They lift up her mouth such that it leaks.
If Cherokee she were,
She'd be "Running Mad Cur"
'Cause she foams at the mouth whenever she speaks.
There once was a woman from Mass.
Who spoke from both sides of her ass.
Her mouth went to foamin'
When words were ah formin'
So, for her mouth, her ass had to pass.
The reason she is so damned ugly
Is, on her neck, her ass fits quite snugly.
With "cheeks" bottom to top
She's Cherokee non-stop
Which got her a professorship she touts smugly.
Her ass says, "You didn't build that!"
She offers no proof, not even one stat.
For libs, it don't matter
And what's even sadder
Their heads are on what they too sat.
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