It's a little known fact that when Hussein Obama was single he was looking to marry a girl who would always remind him of home, so he married MicHELLe.
There's an earthling in Congress (politically correct way of stating it) that wants to remove the terms "husband" and "wife" from all federal forms and communications, and wants all lone-wolf killers identified as "Bill Smith".
Michelle Obama has decided to relax her restrictions on school lunches and will now allow donuts, provided that the children only lick them while shouting "I hate America!"
Hussein was tougher on Iran than is known. To sign off on a nuke deal, Iran wanted Jimmy Carter extradited in order to face Iranian justice for the attack (botched rescue mission) on Iran, but Hussein wants Jimmy to stay put. After all, Carter may be the only earthling in America considered as incompetent as he is.
Five thousand nude Kenyans will welcome Hussein to his ancestral home shortly (it's true). You won't see that much ass ever again unless Michelle invites Kim Kardashian to the White House.
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