The Great Carnac placed the hermetically sealed envelope to his temple and stated the answer:
"Once, twice, three times a lady"
Upon opening the envelope and revealing the contents inside that Carnac could not have possibly seen, the audience gasped when the question was read:
What is the only thing on Bill Cosby's mind when he has 3 quaalude pills?
Carnac places a second envelope to his temple and says:
"in the vault"
The question in the second sealed envelope:
Where does Caitlyn Jenner say her pole is?
The answer to the third sealed question:
"goose liver"
The sealed question:
What does Planned Parenthood say is OK to do to a fetal liver as long as you don't crush it?
The answer to the fourth question:
"lead from behind"
The question:
How did John Kerry get his Purple Heart?
And the answer to the final sealed question:
"IED"
The question:
What do patriots hope Hillary Clinton would mistake for a IUD?
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