Friday, July 17, 2015

Carnac, The Great and Powerful Seer




The Great Carnac placed the hermetically sealed envelope to his temple and stated the answer:

"Once, twice, three times a lady"

Upon opening the envelope and revealing the contents inside that Carnac could not have possibly seen, the audience gasped when the question was read:

What is the only thing on Bill Cosby's mind when he has 3 quaalude pills?

Carnac places a second envelope to his temple and says:

"in the vault"

The question in the second sealed envelope:

Where does Caitlyn Jenner say her pole is?

The answer to the third sealed question:

"goose liver"

The sealed question:

What does Planned Parenthood say is OK to do to a fetal liver as long as you don't crush it?

The answer to the fourth question:

"lead from behind"

The question:

How did John Kerry get his Purple Heart?

And the answer to the final sealed question:

"IED"

The question:

What do patriots hope Hillary Clinton would mistake for a IUD?



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