Thursday, July 23, 2015

Movie Mania This Fall on TV



"Nurse!  Forget the forceps, get me a CHAINSAW, STAHHH!"

Grab a blanket, cuddle up in the womb of your favorite chair, and try to muster the courage to watch Shark Navel.

When a young Muslim woman goes skinny dipping in the warm waters of the Straits of Hormuz where Iran has been secretly dumping its nuclear waste products, horror ensues.  Two months later, her fiance is accusing her of infidelity because she has to be pregnant.  To escape an honor killing, she immigrates to America to have an abortion.  Suffice it to say that when abortion doctors start having their heads and legs crushed (and their guts eaten), Democrats see a problem.

In No Time For Sergeants, a self-absorbed, lying piece-of-shit president of the United States has his press secretary make excuses for why the flag isn't lowered to half-staff for military recruiters killed by a Muslim terrorist.  Forget the movie and just watch the news.

Shitting on the Dock of the Bay is a Michael Moore documentary about homeless illegal immigrants in San Francisco.  The documentary finds that San Francisco has a restroom problem with illegals and not a murders and rapes problem.

Kenya Believe That? is an interactive movie that will be shown on Youtube.  The audience will watch different scenarios and be polled as to whether the scenario is true or not.  Here is a sample:

Scenario 1.  Hussein Obama will visit his ancestral home and face 5,000 naked men and women protesting his gay marriage stance.  They will be naked to show him the difference between men and women.  Kenya believe that?

Strawberries, Cherries and an Angel's Kiss in Spring is a docudrama based upon how John Kerry and the Obama administration passed off the Iran nuclear deal to Congress and Israel.



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