Monday, July 20, 2015

Carnac Redux

The Song Lyrics Edition

Carnac holds the manila envelope to his temple and confidently states the answer to the question hidden inside:

"They took the blue from the skies and the pretty girls' eyes."

Ed takes the envelope, opens it, and reads the question:

"How is it possible for the Obamas to have demoralized so many people and made them blue?"

Holding the envelope to his temple, Carnac states the answer to the second sealed question:

"It looks like muskrat love."

Ed reads the question:

"Now that same-sex marriage has been legalized, what will be the next Constitutional right SCOTUS legalizes?"

Carnac's third answer:

"This girl is on fire."

The third question:

"What did Jerry Brown say didn't take priority over the delta smelt for water?"

Carnac's answer to the 4th question:

"Another day older and deeper in debt."

The 4th question:

"Day to day, what is the absolute best you can expect from president Obama?"

5th answer:

"I left my heart in San Francisco."

5th question:

"What are the famous last words for fetuses and tourists in San Francisco?"

6th answer:

"Poor little robin, walking, walking, walking to Missouri, he can't afford to fly."

6th question:

"What is exhibit A of how bad the Obama economy is?"

7th answer:

"Let's bungle in the jungle."

7th question:

"What did Obama Sr. say to Obama Jr.'s mother to get her in the sack?"  (Sort of strange for 2 people in Hawaii.) 

8th answer:

"The devil went down to Georgia."

8th question:

"What should be the Atlanta Constitution's headline after Obama visited Atlanta?"

9th answer:

"Ol' Man River, That Ol' Man River, He must know somepin', but he don't say nothin'."

9th question:

"Who is someone who can't possibly be a politician?"

10th answer:

"Sittin' on the dock of the bay."

10th question:

"What is one of the tens of thousands of wide-open places an illegal immigrant can hide from ICE?"



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