Thursday, June 21, 2012

Bozo sapiens

PRINCESS CHEERY OKIE


"Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma!" shouted Ruprecht as he banged away on his pots and pans in the movie Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.  Ruprecht never made it to Oklahoma but, judging by Democrat Elizabeth Warren, his seed sure did.  She claims to be 1/32nd Cherokee because of family lore and her high cheekbones.  Barack Obama claims Cherokee ancestry through his maternal grandmother, Toot, whose claim to Cherokee blood came from her beaked nose and jet-black eyes.  So, below is a picture of a Cherokee according to Obama and Warren :




RIDDLE:  WHAT'S THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN UNDERWEAR BOMBER AND A DEMOCRAT?

ANSWER:  AN UNDERWEAR BOMBER KNOWS HE HAS TO PACK DYNAMITE IN HIS DRAWERS AND A DEMOCRAT THINKS THERE'S DYNAMITE ALREADY IN HIS DRAWERS.



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