Bare Asses and Bad Asses

ADOLPH HITLER & NAZI PELOSI

RIDDLE:  What's the difference between a sewer rat and a Democrat politician?

ANSWER:  A sewer rat lives an honest life.

San Franciscans believe one of their inalienable rights is the liberty to bare their asses in public.  They're not too keen on the right to bear arms.  Their attitude on the Constitution in general is such that restaurants would probably have no qualms using the Constitution as paper coverlets for their chairs in preparation for their undressed clientele.   It's no wonder then why they elect Nazi Pelosi over and over again.

Just as Adolph Hitler used Jews as scapegoats, Nazi Pelosi uses Republicans.  Last week she said Republicans are voting to charge Eric Holder with contempt in a ruse to stop Holder from fighting voter suppression in Florida and other states.  Isn't it odd that Nazi never saw any voter suppression by the Black Panthers holding billy clubs outside a voting precinct in 2008?  With Democrats it's not voter suppression if it's your side doing the suppression or intimidation.  Actually, it's a good thing if an illegal vote negates the vote of an informed, analytical citizen.  You know, a Republican.

Speaking at a podium, Nazi's arms and hands wave about like drunken serpents in a spastic caricature of Adolph Hitler.  At any moment I expect her hair to turn into a mat of wriggling snake heads.  Instead of her gaze turning men into stone though, men's masculinity withdraws in recoiled terror.  The only thing imaginable that could cause more emasculating terror would be to see Michelle Obama in a black leather leotard, the chiseled muscles of her obsidian arms forcing out sweat with each crack of her whip.  With a sneer on her face as when she sees an American flag, she would be one bad ass momma!