Take the Left's "Logic" To Its Natural Conclusions

Bill Nye, the science guy, has a video titled "Can We Stop telling Women What to Do With Their Bodies?".

Whoopie Goldberg has blasted critics of Planned Parenthood, telling them to "Get out of my vagina!"

This is how the Left defends abortion: You can't tell a woman what to do with her own body.  But, try to think of a law that doesn't pertain to controlling people's behavior, which is the same as telling them what they can do and can't do with both their minds and their bodies.

As much as I'd like to, I  can't scream "FIRE!" in a crowded theater to see how many Muslims would be trampled in the stampede.  If I did it enough times, I might break the Mecca record, and I'm still waiting for my fifteen minutes of fame or infamy that I'm entitled to. What gives government the right to control my tongue?  "Get out of my mouth!"

For some reason there is a law against pedophilia.  If an adult man has, in his mind, a healthy and natural desire for sexual relations with a child, what right does society have to regulate the man's desire, especially if the child is receptive to the pedophile?  And, at what point, does it matter if the child is receptive or not?  A preborn is never receptive to an abortionist's forceps, but that never matters.  Child rape is such an inflammatory term. Let's be more politically correct and start calling it rug rat wrestling, and let's stop telling a man what he can and cannot do with his own penis for God's sake!

Of course, if society is going to make it lawful for a woman to kill a person currently living in her womb because society can't tell women what to do with their bodies, then it crosses the line from sanity to insanity for a society to outlaw suicide.  But then, that line wasn't just crossed, it was stampeded.

It's Deja Vu All Over Again

Jesus H Christ!  There, once again, was Barack Obama preempting my TV shows.  Once again, he was back in Chicago giving a speech after a particularly violent, bloody weekend in the windy city.  Again, he was telling thousands of onlookers that some of the strictest gun laws in the country had failed to protect them, that they had much more to fear from black on black violence than from the police, that they lived in constant fear of gang violence because of lax enforcement of immigration laws and a Democratic party that had failed to protect them.

This speech was more entertaining than usual.  The "hot mike" incident was a hoot!  Prior to beginning his speech, Obama was overheard telling an aide that this quickly planned trip to Chicago almost made him forget to insult Netanyahu by taking Kerry and Samantha Powers away from Bibi's UN speech for an "important teleconference".  Obama also threw his own religion under the bus when he told his fellow Chicagoans that, while things are bad in Chicago, at least they didn't live in Mecca where a thousand people can be trampled to death during the Hajj pilgrimage.  What about those jokes from Obama?

Why do Muslims take their shoes off before entering a mosque?

Answer:  They're less inclined to stampede.

Why do Muslims touch their foreheads to a carpet when they pray?

Answer:  It cushions their heads when they're stepped on.

What's the difference between the running of the bulls and the Hajj pilgrimage?

Answer:  Bulls don't shout, "There is no god but Allah!" 

The 80s Called, Obama

They wanted to know if you wanted to trade up to Jimmy Carter's backbone.  They'll throw in Jimmy's lips that he kissed Brezhnev with since you've worn your's out kissing mullah and Putin ass.

A New Beginning

And Nahsa said, "Let the dry ground under the sky be gathered to one place, and let water appear."  And it was so.  Nahsa called the dry ground "Martian soil", and the gathered waters he called "perchlorates".  And Nahsa saw that it was good.

Then Nahsa said, "Let there be life!"

Instead of wasting its budget looking for life in salty water on Mars, a fool's errand, NASA could look for life in human amniotic fluid, and prove its existence to progressives.  This might also be a fool's errand but at least it wouldn't require traveling 40 million miles and hundreds of millions of dollars to attempt.

Look at the picture of an almost 18-week-old fetus:

Beginning around 10 weeks of development, this baby could yawn and suck its thumb.  Any rational person would believe this is a human being that has as much right to live as any human being, maybe more so.

This baby has a very small, negligible carbon footprint.  It isn't contributing to coastal flooding, California wildfires, or Miley Cyrus's refusal to wear clothes.  On the other hand, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Al Gore and all the progressive fanatics of Hollywood have carbon footprints hundreds to thousands of times larger than what would be considered average.  If as Obama believes:  Manmade climate change is currently the greatest threat to Mankind, then he and the other climate-change fanatics should consider "offing" themselves, because they are grave threats to Man's continued existence based upon their own belief system.

I would be happy to help them in this endeavor because I happen to believe progressivism in Mankind's greatest threat.  It is unquestionably a free and prosperous America's greatest threat.

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The Lady Gagas Congress

The term RINO, Republican in name only, is obsolete since the Republican party consists mostly of Washington politicians that work to maintain the power of the State and their positions in it.  The idea that the Republican party stands for traditional American values and morals and vigorously defends the Constitution is simply false.  "Rino" was never an appropriate moniker anyway.  Those two syllables connote superhuman power and a millisecond reaction to charge a threat because the picture of a rhino comes to mind.  Republican politicians are more like meerkats that display an erect backbone only so long as no hawks are seen.  First sign of a hawk or threat has them scurrying back to their burrows.

The meerkat Bob Corker is a good example of today's Republican politician.  It was a bill he authored that ensured and insured that the Iran nuclear deal would get past Congress's scrutiny.  Corker's bill ensured - guaranteed - Obama's agreement with Iran would stand.  Corker's bill insured - guaranteed against loss or harm - Obama's agreement would not even be amended.  Corker's bill might even stop the Senate from voting on the Iran deal and putting egg on Obama's face if a few more Democrats come out and support the deal.

This Republican Congress will not stop the worst international deal since the Munich agreement in which England's Neville Chamberlain surrendered to Hitler's demands.  This Congress can't even muster a vote to defund Planned Parenthood!

Instead of RINO, most Republican politicians should have the moniker "Lady Gaga".  They Go Along to Get Along with the emperor, Barack I.  There's four syllables that appropriately connote vulgarity and indignity.

 

 

 

The Reign of Barack I

The reign of Barack I will go down in history as the first time that a ruler was also the court jester.  As the ruler, Barack I could spend a trillion dollars and not invigorate an economy one smidgen.  As the clownish court jester, Barack I could make the flippant comment, "It seems that shovel-ready jobs were not as shovel-ready as we thought", and at least get Jeffrey Immelt to laugh.

If you listen closely, you can hear Barack I say, "It looks like my red lines were not as red-y as I thought."

Ho-ho, that's a killer!

Serendipity or Predestination

Looking at Mount Rushmore, you'll notice that Washington, Roosevelt and Lincoln look straight ahead but Jefferson is looking up.  Jefferson was sculpted looking up because the granite had a fissure that would have probably caused Jefferson's nose to fall off had he been looking straight ahead.

What was an unfortunate flaw in the granite has become serendipity, because when Jefferson is carved out of Mount Rushmore for being a slaveholder another president can be carved in his place who always had his nose in the air - his natural pose - until his handlers advised him to stop.

You may think it ridiculous to suggest that Jefferson would be carved out of Mt. Rushmore, but the DNC has already renamed the Jefferson-Jackson dinner because both presidents were slaveholders.  You might also say that Washington was a slaveholder, so why not carve out the father of our country.  Give progressives time.  Not only was Jefferson a slaveholder but he created an abridged Christian bible for native-Americans.  He must be doubly hated by progressives.

The erasure of Jefferson from Mt. Rushmore won't happen tomorrow, but what will happen very shortly is the renaming of Mt. McKinley, the highest mountain in America.  It's going to be renamed Denali.  Denali is an Athabascan word meaning "the high one".  In Hebrew "bamah" means "a high place".  And in English Barack Obama means "his highness".

More Ts For Sale

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Wasn't the Internment of Japanese-Americans a Form of Slavery?

 “This was not a decision that was made lightly. The vote today confirms that our party believes it is important to change the name of the dinner to align with the values of our modern-day Democratic Party: inclusiveness, diversity and equality.”

So said Dr. McGuire of the Iowa Democratic Party while referring to the Jefferson-Jackson dinner.  The dinner named after two presidents will have its name changed because both Jefferson and Jackson were slaveholders.  Good for Democrats.

Here is a suggestion for renaming the dinner.  For a name with similar alliteration and to uphold the Democratic Party's values of "inclusiveness, diversity and equality", rename the dinner the Sanger-Sharpton dinner.  Rolls off the tongue doesn't it?

What could show the Democratic Party's unrestricted inclusiveness more than the embracing of Margaret Sanger, a white baby-killing satanic bitch who believed and worked for the extermination of peoples she considered inferior?  And then, what could show more diversity than mating Sanger with Al Sharpton, a blubbering idiot of a black man that Margaret Sanger would have wanted dismembered in the womb.

It shows the utter derangement of Democrats to fret over slavery conducted in the 18th and 19th centuries while enabling slavery in the 20th and 21st centuries. Slavery is defined as a civil relationship in which one person has the absolute power over the life, fortune and liberty of another.   Abortion is slavery having the purpose of ending the life and liberty of another.