Jesus H Christ! There, once again, was Barack Obama preempting my TV shows. Once again, he was back in Chicago giving a speech after a particularly violent, bloody weekend in the windy city. Again, he was telling thousands of onlookers that some of the strictest gun laws in the country had failed to protect them, that they had much more to fear from black on black violence than from the police, that they lived in constant fear of gang violence because of lax enforcement of immigration laws and a Democratic party that had failed to protect them.
This speech was more entertaining than usual. The "hot mike" incident was a hoot! Prior to beginning his speech, Obama was overheard telling an aide that this quickly planned trip to Chicago almost made him forget to insult Netanyahu by taking Kerry and Samantha Powers away from Bibi's UN speech for an "important teleconference". Obama also threw his own religion under the bus when he told his fellow Chicagoans that, while things are bad in Chicago, at least they didn't live in Mecca where a thousand people can be trampled to death during the Hajj pilgrimage. What about those jokes from Obama?
Why do Muslims take their shoes off before entering a mosque?
Answer: They're less inclined to stampede.
Why do Muslims touch their foreheads to a carpet when they pray?
Answer: It cushions their heads when they're stepped on.
What's the difference between the running of the bulls and the Hajj pilgrimage?
Answer: Bulls don't shout, "There is no god but Allah!"
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