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| "Keep your fingers off my butt, left-winger." |
The Worm is a cross-dressing HERMAPHRODITE?
How'd basketball shorts ever hide those from sight?
Bill quoted the law
About Menage a trois
As Dennis negotiated the three parties' wild night.
"A Schoolmarm Bawled Hoarse"
The cure for this madness
Fills my heart with sadness, NOT.
When children are punished for paper guns and gun pastries,
The teacher should be hung from a tree by stapled-in pasties.
"Alien Abductions"
The Righty clings to his guns and God.
The Lefty must cling to an alien pod.
"Wish This Was Just a Nightmare"
Rip Van Winkle rested peacefully through the night
Because Reagan won the Cold War without even a fight.
He slept through Bush 1 and he slept through Bush 2
And awoke to demonic possessions and acts of voodoo.
He viewed a young man walking with an undulating beat.
"Young man, why are you bobbing and weaving your feet?"
"Well sir. I dance to avoid the mess on Occupy Wall Street."
KEEP DANCING!
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