The Whizzers of Laws

 

 

Weeerrrrr're OFF to be the whizzers,

The wonderful Whizzers of Laws.

If ever oh ever a whizz there was

We've whizzing on you with Obamacare laws.

Because, because, because, because, BECAAAZE!

Because it's a wonderful thing, you Jew.

 

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I could be so elemental

Know a bean from a lentil

If I only had a brain.

 

I'd save youths in Iran

Critique the poem Kubla Khan

If I only had a brain.

 

I'd be contemplating for hours

About Michelle's wicked glowers

And her temper and disdain.

 

I'd tie Joe in a bundle

And together we would trundle

To run him over with a train.

 

Under my plant dichotomy

I'd classify Pelosi as algae

Because she leaves a green, oily stain.

 

I'd be so rootin tootin

I would glue the shirt on Putin

If I only had a brain.