Oh the Huma(nity)!

 

They were once joined at the hip, Hillary and Huma Abedin.  They were so close that Huma was thought of as a daughter, and Huma even carried Hillary's cellphone.  (The ringing causes Hillary to fall over like a fainting goat.)  Now, Huma is missing.  Have you heard about that from the news?  Of course not.  Huma was becoming a liability.  She separated from her philandering husband, which shows she has more sense - or less greed - than Hillary.  She and her family have been linked to a Muslim publication that blamed America for 9/11 and also disparaged women, as Muslim publications are want to do.  It could be that Huma has just taken on another full-time job.  Huma, by her lonesome, dropped the unemployment rate a full 1 percent with all the jobs she performed while being an employee of the State Department.

Her disappearance should be newsworthy.  Bad things tend to happen to people that get between the Clintons and money and power.  Just ask Colin Powell.  Or, just read his hacked emails.

Back to the Future

PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON ARRIVES IN MOSCOW A LITTLE DEHYDRATED.

Black Lives Matter, Same For Black Noses

There are benefits to being black.  One benefit to having a black nose is brown-nosing doesn't show.  Ayatollah Khamenei, in between shouts of "Death to America", said in a recent speech, "Why should I sully my left hand when I have Obama's nose".  It's true.  You can set that baby in concrete because it's truer and more level than anything you'll hear from Hillary Clinton.

Barack Obama took time out from his rush to close GITMO to rush $1.7 billion in cash to Iran.  He had to do it, said he, because an international legal judgement against America concerning a $400 million weapons deal begun by the Shah of Iran and never finalized probably would cost America more money.

Let's go out on a long, skinny limb and say Obama is right.  And, let's also say a World Court awarded a judgement of $5 billion to Iran.  Now, Iran gets $5 billion to fuel its boats to intimidate and insult our Navy, and buy Russian missiles to protect its nuclear sites that are still churning out uranium because Obama and Kerry gave Iran exemptions to the nuclear deal.  Obama would pay out the $5 billion quickly to keep the good will coming from Iran going.

That's what a retard like Obama would do.  (He's either a retard or a closet Muslim.)  What would I do?  I'd tell Iran and the world that I just paid Iran by taking $5 billion off their tab.  The tab of $53 billion Iran owes to American citizens in federal court awarded judgements against Iran for killing American marines in Beirut in 1982 and for other acts of terrorism that killed Americans.

Will Iran ever pay America $53 billion?  So, why was Barack Obama so eager to give Iran $1.7 billion?  Has Iran become more civil due to Obama's brown-nosing or has their barbarism increased?

Retard or closet Muslim.  Pick your poison.

It's a Dog-Eat-Dog World

And It Always Has Been

One thing that brings me hope is when I read about an ignorant, old coot reaching the very top of his profession.  That suggests there is still the possibility I might one day head up the Department of Transportation.  No one provides me with more hope than Pope Francis.

I don't know how much Pope Francis knows about religion in general and Catholicism specifically.  Most of his proclamations that make widespread news concern climate change and Mankind's other sins against the planet.  He's preaching to the choir - the main stream media - when he talks about manmade global warming and the sins of capitalism.

In his message for the World Day of Prayer for the Care of Creation, Pope Francis stated, "God gave us a bountiful garden, but we have turned it into a polluted wasteland of debris, desolation and filth."  I didn't know Pope Francis knew so much about the Playboy Mansion.

If there ever was a divine, bountiful garden since the Garden of Eden, it surely would have existed in pre-colonial America.  A very sparsely populated land with plenty of freshwater, woodlands and fertile soil, America before European colonization must have been a "bountiful garden" Pope Francis spoke of.  Well, the bountiful garden nearly starved the Pilgrims to death.  Had it not been for the native Indian, Squanto, who taught the Pilgrims how to plant corn, the Pilgrims' colony could have failed.  One has to wonder why God hadn't provided the rows of corn ready-to-eat when the Pilgrims disembarked from the Mayflower.

Even if Man did not exist, Earth would not be a garden of plenty for the animals.  Wildebeests would still have to cross rivers having hungry crocodiles in their migration to find sufficient grasses.  Tribes of monkeys would still declare war on one another for that single fig tree.  A pack of wild dogs would fight a clan of hyenas that fought a pride of lions for a territory that had only enough herbivores to sustain one species of carnivore.  An undeveloped Garden of Eden planet is only a pipe dream in the minds of lunatics like Al Gore and Pope Francis.

Actually, the only resource I can think of that God made firsthand in overflowing abundance are carbon-bearing fuels - coal, oil, and natural gas.  It takes Man's ingenuity and resourcefulness to put these carbon-bearing natural resources to work in creating better lifestyles for everyone, but liberals can't stand that.  Carbon fuels liberate people and liberals want to control people.

Pope Francis said, "Let us repent of the harm we are doing our common home".  As one way to repent, Pope Francis suggested avoiding the use of plastic and paper.  So, to repent your sins you might consider avoiding the use of toilet paper for a month.  It probably won't save the planet, but I will bet you'll have a deeper appreciation that some capitalistic entrepreneur came up with the idea of turning trees into charmin' rolls.

  

BBC, The Barack Broadcasting Company

"Thank you for starting your morning with the BBC.  Grab a cup of coffee and prepare your brain to doublethink!"

"Our lead story this morning is:  Thanks to the leadership of our illustrious Secretary of State, there wasn't one incidence of terrorism overnight to report.  John Kerry's tenure at State has been so remarkable, especially his negotiations with Iran to end that regime's lawlessness, that president Obama laughingly suggested the media stop covering Kerry because he makes the next President of the United States look bad in comparison."

"In Paris, a man-caused accident was responsible for an ice cream delivery truck going out of control and killing sixty-two Parisians celebrating Bastille Day.  According to one eye-witness the driver tried to warn the crowd by yelling out "Yoohoo!"  or something that sounded like that.  Here is sound on tape of President Francois Hollande's remarks following the accident (cut to video), "While this was a horrific accident that took so many lives, we must not forget the greater good that ice cream has on combating global warming.  Ice cream deliveries must continue.""

"The Supreme Court yesterday in a 5-3-1 decision, having new justice Michael Moore seated, found preborns not to be persons, but property.  According to the decision, preborns have not moved the necessary 18 inches that would qualify them for personhood.  Michael Moore recused himself because he couldn't remember the last time he moved 18 inches."

"The Kremlin is reporting that it found a Blackberry belonging to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton with 55,000 emails.  According to a government spokesperson every email was about either Chelsea's wedding,  Clinton's funeral arrangements for her mother, condolence notes to friends, yoga routines, or family vacations.  The Kremlin is wondering how Clinton found any time to do Department of State work."