When you're going to hunt and kill the king of beasts, it's important that you use the right bait. Here are some good baits to apply to the hood of your Range Rover to draw out the king:
BAIT OPTION 1
BAIT OPTION 2
BAIT OPTION 3
After putting one of these baits on the hood of your Range Rover, take your bow and hide immediately. These baits should bring the king running. If the king doesn't come, it is probably because he is preoccupied with something that your bait cannot compete with. If that's the case, you could probably get away with jumping the fence and hunting the country fucker on his preserve. If that sounds too dangerous, then you have two options: Wait for the multi-million dollar diversion to end that has the king preoccupied...
...or forget the king and just settle for one of the 320 million beasts that consume their young to grace your trophy wall.
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