THAT Condoleeza Rice and Susan Rice were conjoined twins? When the doctors separated them, Condoleeza got a complete brain and Susan got a complete ass.
THAT the scaffolding on the Capitol Building is a thunderdome? Just as soon as two men enter, we'll see a fight to see which one leaves.
THAT Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters entered the Capitol Building and a fight almost ensued?
THAT the scaffolding on the Washington Monument was for precisely measuring its length? So, when the Obama Monument is built, it will be twice as long. For earthquake protection, it will go limp in utter terror.
THAT it was planned to put scaffolding on the White House to renovate it, but it was postponed until after Obama finishes trashing the place?
THAT John Boehner doesn't cry when he's making love? His wife does.
THAT Harry Reid is having eye surgery because he's having difficulty seeing the blooms on his pomegranate trees? It's a damned lie that he cried on the Senate floor because he missed them one season.
THAT Brian Williams only started telling baldfaced lies after he saw how far it was getting Barack Obama?
THAT Brian Williams may lose his job, but Barack Obama will never lose his? God doesn't love me enough.
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