Democrats Are From Alpha Centauri
In the great western, The Big Country, Chuck Connors tells his father, Burl Ives, that the school teacher, Jean Simmons, is sweet on him. ( In today's terminology, that means they were being heterosexual deviants.) Ives kidnaps Simmons hoping to get her ranch The Big Muddy, the only reliable source of water for Ives' cattle. (In today's regulatory world, this makes absolutely no sense since the Big Muddy is obviously some kind of waterway and the EPA would put the screws to anyone trying to use it for profit.) When Ives proposes a marriage between Connors and Simmons (more heterosexual perversion), the reaction from Simmons says it all: Chuck Connors had told his father a bald-faced lie. Ives looks at his son and says, "If you ain't the mother and father of all liars!"
If Connors was the mother and father of all liars for telling one whopper of a lie, then what is Barack Obama?
The Octomom and Octodad of All Liars? Prodigious progeny all on the government teat.
The McDonald's of Liars? Over One Billion Served
The Hamas Charter of Liars? ...and the rocks and trees will cry out, "Oh Muslim, there is a Jew hiding behind me, come and kill him!"
The Hydra of All Liars? Cut off one lying asshole head and two take its place.
The Black Hole of Liars? Lies that cross its event horizon into the visible universe are never observed by the MSM.
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