Walk Like An Egyptian

What's the difference betwee these two men?

One treats women as just objects.  The other treats women as sex objects.  The proof:  Obama told women to vote their vaginas.  Obama flirted with the prime minister of Thailand like a dog in heat.  And Morsi is Muslim, proof enough.

One openly embraces Sharia law.  The other gives it a wink and a nod.  The proof:  Obama hawked the Arab Spring more than Colgate-Palmolive hawked Irish Spring soap.  And Morsi is Muslim, proof enough.

One presides over an impoverished country.  The other is working on it.

One is screwing Americans out of billions of dollars.  The other, trillions.

One wants to drive the Israelis into the sea.  The other will lower the sea levels to make it a tiny bit harder, but still doable.

One will kill anyone who crosses his country's borders illegally.  The other thinks borders is a place that sells his books, and therefore everyone is welcome.

One grabbed more presidential power and the people rioted and burned the Muslim Brotherhood offices.  The other grabbed more presidential power and the people re-elected him.

AMERICANS SHOULD WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN INSTEAD OF GOOSESTEPPING.