FROM A HUNGRY OBAMA
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1. TURN POOCHIE INTO A PLANT. DON'T USE ARUGULA, THOUGH.
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2. MAKE YOUR DOG A NAVY SEAL. ON SECOND THOUGHT, OBAMA COULD KILL YOUR DOG FOR REASONS HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH CULINARY.
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| 3. TURN YOUR DOG INTO SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN DEAD FOR 60 MILLION YEARS. EVEN DOG-EATERS SHOULD LOSE THEIR APPETITE. |
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| 4. SEMPER FIDO! |
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5. USE ONLY AS A LAST RESORT. OBAMA MAY HAVE DEVELOPED A TASTE FOR SCORPIONS GROWING UP IN INDONESIA.
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6. OBAMA WOULD NEVER EAT A RELATIVE FROM KENYA.
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7. BARACK, I AM YOUR FATHER. ( THAT MAKES 3 CONTENDERS. )
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8. ANY COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE "CORPSMAN" PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A MILITARY JET LOOKS LIKE.
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9. TOUGH LUCK, OBAMA! JAWS BEAT YOU TO IT.
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| 10. HIDE YOUR DOG IN PLAIN SIGHT. THE ONLY DROOLING OBAMA WILL DO WILL BE OVER THE PRIME MINISTER OF THAILAND. |
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