Forget Confuscius, there's a new wiser man in town.
Obama say capitalist is doctor who cuts off feet so you not run to save tonsils.
Obama say money is root of all evil. I will make you most righteous people on planet.
Obama say man cannot live by whole wheat bread alone. Michelle will allow you carrot sticks too.
Obama say phrase "campaign stop" very inscrutible.
Obama say flipping bird at Bush worth more than 2 swing states in hand.
Obama say if at first you don't succeed, lie lie again.
Obama say there more than one way to skin cat, but I'd rather eat dog.
Obama say a Holder good place to carry an extra pair of super large cojones.
Obama say in Dreams From My Father white folk's greed runs a world in need. (He really does)
Obama say Michelle, Valerie Jarrett and Elizabeth Warren tossed Churchill because his bust prettier than theirs.
Obama say he need 4 more years to find Oval Office and go to work. He only find circular room so far.
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