Friday, November 1, 2013

Someone is a Lying, Felonious, Plagiarizing Piece of Shit




Is the reason Obama is always "out of the loop" because he was writing the terrorist Bill Ayers book, Public Enemy?  Or did Bill Ayers write Obama's book, Dreams From My Father.  Whichever, the truth is they're both lying, felonious pieces of shit and, probably, only one is a plagiarist.
 
Check out the opening paragraph from one of the books:
 
A few months after my twenty-first birthday, a stranger called to give me the news.  It was a mid-April evening, the sweet smells of springtime upon us and the last light reluctantly giving way outside the front window, when my graduate seminar ended and everyone pitched in to clean up.  I was living in New York at the time, on Ninety-fourth between Second and First, part of that unmasked, shifting border between East Harlem and the rest of Manhattan.  A dozen of my students were spread out in our living room, cups and dishes scattered everywhere, small piles of books and papers marking specific territory.  It was an un-inviting block, treeless and barren, lined with soot-colored walk-ups that cast heavy shadows for most of the day.  Until the moment before, all of us had focused intensely on the work at hand: thesis development, the art of personal essay, and the formal demands of oral history research.  The apartment was small, with slanting floors and irregular heat and a buzzer downstairs that didn't work, so that visitors had to call ahead from a pay phone at the corner gas station, where a black Doberman the size of a wolf paced through the  night in vigilant patrol, its jaw clamped around an empty beer bottle.  As a professor for two decades, my favorite teaching moments often popped up during these customary potluck seminars at our home - something about sharing food in a more intimate personal setting, perhaps, or disrupting the assumed heirarchy of teacher authority, or simply being freed from the windowless, fluorescent-lit concrete bunkers that passed for classrooms at my university.  None of this concerned me much, for I didn't get many visitors.  But the seminar was done for the evening, and as the students began to gather their things, a self-described "political junkie" clicked on the TV and flipped to the presidential primary debate, well under way now, between Hillary Clinton and the young upstart from Chicago, Barack Obama.  I was impatient in those days, busy with work and unrealized plans, and prone to see other people as unnecessary distractions.
 
Do you find that the sentences above flow well together, but that the storyline seems a bit disjointed?  That's because I lied.  The paragraph is not from one of the books; it's from both.  It actually is an interlacing of the first sentences from both books.  The paragraph starts with the first sentence from Dreams From My Father, and the second sentence in the paragraph is the first sentence from Public Enemy. The paragraph  alternates between the opening sentences in the two books. 
 
 
 

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Don't Say God Didn't Warn You






Confucius say God might be telling you something when a mad man plays games that have "fore" and "horse" in them.



 

Friday, October 11, 2013

Thursday, August 29, 2013

The World Won't End With a Whimper


But With a Whopper
 
The following, in blue, is excerpted from Bill Clinton's eulogy of Rosa Parks in 2005 (sourced from http://www.democracynow.org/2005/11/3/bill_clinton_rosa_parks_made_us):
 
I remember as if it were yesterday [it was yesterday when you concocted this lie, you idiot] that fateful day 50 years ago. I was a nine-year-old Southern white boy [BREAKING NEWS:  Bill Clinton is white] who rode a segregated bus every single day of my life [every single day of your life!]. I sat in the front [where I could fondle little Jennifer Flowers]. Black folk sat in the back [where my spit balls landed]. When Rosa showed us that black folks [why use plural here and singular before, Bubba?] didn’t have to sit in the back anymore, two of my friends and I who strongly approved of what she had done decided we didn’t have to sit in the front anymore [it sucks to sit up front!]. It was just a tiny gesture by three ordinary kids [from Arkansas who knew about Rosa Parks from Montgomery, Alabama], but that tiny gesture was repeated over and over again, millions and millions of times in the hearts and minds of children [ordinary children like me who knew about Rosa Parks from Montgomery, Alabama], their parents, their grandparents, their great grandparents [bigots who had just been waiting for someone to refuse to sit in the back for them to open their eyes], proving that she did help to set us all free [which those piss ant Founding Fathers had refused to do].
 
 
In Bill Clinton's speech at the 50th anniversary of Martin Luther King's I have a Dream speech, Clinton said King's words opened minds, melted hearts and moved millions, including a seventeen-year-old watching the speech alone in Arkansas.  In concocting this lie, why do you think Clinton inserted the word alone?  Was it to suggest his gallant, lonely, Christ-like battle against Man's sins against blacks as a young man growing up in the South?
 
I must admit that I have some sympathy for Hillary.  She just doesn't have Bill's flare for bending the truth.  Her "stories" about the hundredfold profit in cattle futures in one year's time, being named for Sir Edmund Hillary, and her corkscrew landing in Bosnia to avoid enemy fire couldn't even be defended by the MSM.  In her marriage to Bill, it's just extremely hard for her to get a whopper in edgewise.
 
 
 

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

The Miley Cyrus of International Diplomacy






BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO BE PROBED.


America is in decline because America chooses to be.  Last November, Americans went to the polls and voted for four more years of lies, deceit and incompetence.  They voted for a man who didn't run on his record, but on a caricature of Mitt Romney's.  He didn't run on his war successes, but on an imaginary war on women and the valor of Seal Team Six.  He didn't run on his broken promises to end the influence of K Street; he ran on the money of K Street, Wall Street and Sesame Street.
 
One must begin to wonder, if one wonders, whether Obama is completely incompetent or incredibly sinister.  Even a blind squirrel is said to occasionally find an acorn, so Obama should be statistically ready to stumble on an acorn in international diplomacy.  If Obama doesn't sniff out the acorn in Syria, then why would anyone trust his perceptions on the really big issues such as NCAA brackets, why Cambridge police act stupidly and what surprised, enchanted, troubled and humbled him in his first 100 days?
 
My hunch is: Obama won't find the acorn.  The only acorn left to find is the destruction of Assad's air force which can be accomplished with stand-off weapons and not putting American airmen in harm's way.  Only a serious strike against Assad's military will have any meaning.  Should Obama just launch cruise missiles to cover his ass, that will be worse than doing nothing.  America's opponents will only intensify their probing of Obama's weaknesses.  And that's got to hurt. 
 
Not taking out substantial military assets will damage the moderate Syrian rebels' morale and embolden Assad.  The radical Islamist rebels will just smile and cut off another Christian head.  It will illustrate to Iran that America is a tiger only on paper and never will force the issue of Iran's nuclear ambitions during Obama's second term.  Israel will know that Iran's nukes are her problem alone.  Russia and China will confidently push their agendas as America's allies never again question America's resolve.  How do you question something that doesn't exist?
 
If you are depressed by what you see happening to America,  my advice is Don't fret over things you can't control.  We - the country - wanted this.  Attila the Hun didn't herd the children of a looted village ahead of his army to storm our gates.  He didn't pile dead bodies into ramps to breach our walls. 
 
We elected Atilla.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Welcome to the Common Era




With BCE (Before Common Era) and CE (Common Era) replacing BC and AD in many texts today to scrub Jesus from history, it's appropriate to begin scrubbing other icons from history when the opportunity arises.  Never let an earthquake or crisis go to waste.