Time to Hop Aboard the LOCOmotive

Willy Billy

Watch it now!  Watch it now!

Here it comes.  Here it comes.

Had a Cuban gold band

On a big cigar

Could have used his willy

But, it wouldn't go far.

Willy Bill-Laaa, Willy Billy

Willy Billy, Willy Billy, Willy Billy

He could treat a woman

Like a humidor.

Bleed her from her lips

And nail her on the floor.

Willy Bill-Laaa, Willy Billy

Willy Billy, Willy Billy, Willy Billy

Watch it now!  Watch it now!

Hilly covered Billy

For the things he done.

Never was a crime

Cause he didn't use a gun.

Willy Bill-Laaa, Willy Billy

Willy Billy, Willy Billy, Willy Billy